Granted, the spikes fall off the bat and pierce your feet though. On the plus side, now you've a punctured everyday normal bat.
I wish for The Amazing Spiderman to pick up where it was left. I NEED EPISODE 66 AND OVER DAMNIT!
Granted, you get one new episode then it stops again.
I wish for a gatling gun.
Granted, but it backfires when you try to shoot it. Hope you were wearing gloves.
I wish for a Blue Potion.
granted, but now u are blue and even your house and car, and all u see is blue
I wish that stupid Blue song was OUT OF MY HEAD AND OUT OF THE RADIO!
Granted, now it is in your soul and on TV
I wish the new Godzilla movie by Legendary Pictures will be awesome.
Granted, it's a retouched house movie about a kid playing with his pet gecko over a town built with legos. You only notice that after the third hour of the play.
I wish for a big boobed kitty girl!
Granted, but she isn't into you.
I wish that I'm going to have a good day working tomorrow.
granted, but when work is done, ur fired
I wish I can loose some weight
Granted. *unties the boulder from his back* There, I've loosed some weight for you.
I wish for a tasty apple soda.
Granted, but it only comes in Granny Smith flavor.
I wish for some Calorie Mate, like in MGS3.