Granted, but before you can save the finished copy, your computer's power is cut off and it's lost forever.
I wish you had an extra copy stored away.
OOC: First chapter to what Kyo?
Granted, but it was stored away in a second hardrive that also died during the outage.
I wish my cat wasn't insane. His whiskers are stained with the blood of those he's slain.
Granted, but now he just lays about all day until you trip over him.
I wish for a new ray gun.
Granted, but if the ray hits someone it changes their gender, and you've just fired it at yourself accidentally.
I wish I still wasn't tired.
OOC: Meh, just some thing I was writing that explained about all my SPAM characters = Kyo, Lurea, Raviel, Steven, etc....
Granted, now you're super hyper and can't sit still for one second.
I wish for a nice YURI picture.
Granted, but I burn it.
I wish that there were more people on World of Warcraft from here.
Granted, but the server you're on becomes extremely slow as a result of all the new people. (Sorry, I'm too broke at the moment to get WoW.)
I wish for night vision.
Granted but normal light now hurts your eyes.
I wish for a steak pie.
Granted, but it's actually rotten kidney.
I wish my cat wouldn't be so annoying!
Granted, it's now dead.
I wish for a pie! (right one this time!)