(actually relatively clever and realistic. I'm impressed... Mine prob won't be though
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Granted, but it's a fountain pen that always spill itself all over the user.
I wish for a pirate ninja Viking cowboy. Why? Because theorectically that would be so powerful it's half a step below god modding (according to my local DnD friends)
Granted, but it's so powerful that it explodes destroying you and the world
I wish to be the ruler of the world
Granted, but, you just said it was destroyed, so... Yeeeaah...
I wish for a flux capacitor and/or a delorian, preferably working condition, preferably whole, preferably cheap.
granted though it's cheep and has a tentacy to break after 5 or more uses
i wish i was dante :D (dmc dante..)
granted, but... I wish I knew who that was so I could come up with a con for that XP
I wish for a bed that doesn't suck (literally or metaphorically), won't kill me (directly or indirectly), totally affordable, and will not inflict pain of Any kind, just pure lazy pleasure *d'awwwwwe face*
Granted but the bed will make you so lazy that you will not leave bed for anything and eventually die of dehydration and hunger.
I wish for a harem of the hottest (sexy hot not fire or lava hot) girls in the universe.
Granted but they will have sex with you so much that you will be "milked-dry to death"
I wish for Gold.
Granted but it's fools gold which is fake gold.
I wish I was a millionaire
(Sweetness! I'll add it to my pyrite collection! ^_^)
granted, but you stole the money from bill gates, so now he's pissed and out to get you.
I wish i had a hot dog.
granted, but it's a dog made out of liquid magma!
i wish i had some chocolate