Granted, I kick everyone's ass, except for Lurea's. I fuck her ass instead. (lol, sorry, I couldn't resist.)
I wish you were hiding while I was obliberating everyone.
Granted!
Me - *watching from secure place* Holy shit!
I wish Kyo won't be too pissed.
Granted, I now go on a rampage and wanna kill DMX for not asking for permission.
I wish you wouldn't move. I wanna pay you back with this *points to big pie tank in the corner* Shoots VERY HARD rotting pies.
Granted. *places PokePimp in front of him* I won't move.
I wish for this go as planned.
Granted!
Me - ARGH!!! *gets pummeled by pies* You asshole! *spots Kyo and panics* Not you, not you! DMX! *points at DMX*
Granted. Dresan, Kurtz and Kyo starts charging at DMX.
I wish he wouldn't move and use Pokepimp as a shield.
I wish PokePimp had made a wish. *latches PokePimp's neck with own tail and pulls him in front of DMX's face* What did you call me?
Me - *sweating* I err...
*a portal opens nearby and a clone of me holding Lurea grabs me and drags me away*
Me (other) - It's a DMX invasion! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *disappears into portal*
I wish DMX couldn't do anything to stop me!
Granted, but now another portal opens and there is now two Kyo's, two Kurtz's and two Dresan's wanting Lurea back.
Kyo: BASTARD! *charges forward with his scythe*
I wish this would end without violence and my side get Lurea back... or else you'll be feeling death... very... very... quickly....
Me (clone) - For God's sake! I just saved her ass in another thread!
Kiran - He wanted to f-beep!-k her! *points at DMX*
Me - How the hell did you get here?
Kiran - Dunno...
Me (clone) - Whatever! *leaves*