Granted! But you now find yourself mentally and physically unable to play games ever again!
I wish I had Rena's cleaver from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni! I'm way behind on my killing sprees...
granted, but u are proven to be inept in handling the weapon :D and executed!
I wish I could have more energy...I'm so bogged
Granted, you get so much energy that the entire Earth suffers a massive blackout and you're blamed for it, later, despite all your energy, you're persecutted by an angry mob and finally executed by being thrown onto several spikes. FATALITY.
I wish for moar Mortal Kombat!
Granted, The company has decided mortal kombat should now be a cute action platforming game, with wii mini games!
I wish I had some soup.
Granted! You can have some super spicy tomato soup! Don't lose your tongue! XD
I wish my sunburn was gone.
granted, but u get a moonburn instead...ooh radiation too :D
I wish I can have a nice bang with Eleanor Lamb...she's sexy :D
Granted, but you must then go ten rounds with the banging robot from Robot Chicken.
I wish for wings.
granted, its insect wings...plus its raining so too bad :P
I wish I could get wings, from Redbull!
Granted, the Redbull company sends you Redbull flavored wings. They taste awful.
I wish I had ten Meeeeeellion dollars. Muhahaha.
granted, their counterfeit though....SECURITY TAKE HIM AWAY!!!!
I wish I could become a Big Daddy