Granted, instead life becomes a postal bitch and smacking no longer affects it.
I wish for the death of every whiny person who demands my attention even though I have no clue who the heck they are.
Granted, but now they follow you everywhere in ghost form.
I wish that MySpace wasnt so emo!
Granted but it turns into an FBI website and it steals everyones money...
I wish to fix my computer problem...
Granted, but as soon as you fix that one, you have a new unfixable one.
I wish for a yellow submarine.
Its the size you find in a cereal box....
I wish to find my missing luggage....
Granted, but you find a pack of dynamite ready to blow up in a quarter of a second when you open it.
I wish that you are able to escape so you can come to eat my pie.
granted but after you finish eating the pie you relize it was accualy a bomb in disguise and it blows up inside you
im glad i dont have to cleean up that mess... o wait i have to wish somthing...
i wish for a pair of pants with a trap door ass that will open at the most inapropriate moments
Granted, unfortunately everyone will kick it.
I wish blow up in random intervals.
Granted but you seem to only to pull off fake illusions that look convincing...
I wish to not be the one in the box you cut in half in a magic act....
Granted, but you're the one in the box he sets on fire.
I wish that i was coooool.