granted, but we can't pee in our suits so we have to hold until we reach Earth
I wish I could hug Kristen Stewart...you know the girl who's on my sig.
Granted, but she has been hired to kill you and while you're hugging her, she stabs you in the back.
I wish nothing could be destroyed by tornadoes.
Granted, pouring destroys everything.
I wish to have a cute orca girl at home.
granted, but she destroys your home.
I wish for a PRS guitar.
Granted, but no matter how you play it, the only song it can play is "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star".
I wish mankind didn't have to rely on oil and gasoline and would instead use alternative energy to help the environment.
granted, now we use the power of our farts and the number 10.
I wish clothes never existed.
Granted, now everybody, except the cool scalies like me, overgrow hair and become large fuzzy balls that can't even move.
I wish to have a pony.
Granted, but it's missing two of its legs and all it can do is throw up all over the place. Good luck with the cleaning...
I wish fish could talk.
granted, but now they wanna take over the world!!
I wish I was having sex right now.
Granted, but it's with a stuffed animal...an ugly one, too.
I wish all the mosquitoes in the world would die.