Granted, but the notes appear to have caught fire! Oh well :3
I wish for a picture of a renamon straddling a tank cannon whilst shouting at the approaching enemy "Eat this you scandinavian B*stards!"
Granted, but it got lost in the mail. =D
I wish for... world peace, at the expense of Obama
Granted, but you are now hated by African Americans everywhere, thus nulling the world peace.
I wish to be taller.
Granted, but now you hit your head on every ceiling.
I wish for a new watch.
Granted, but it takes a rare type of battery.
I wish I could smack some sensitivity into my boyfriend.
Granted! Here's a hammer and some flowers. Have fun!
Note: The Crimson Fox Corporation takes no responsibility for the results of any injury sustained by the recipient of the sensitivity. :P
I wish for a new coat.
Granted, but it's loli-sized.
I wish ... for a 4x4 plank of wood, with no special properties or irregularities.
(this time, try to stick to the guidelines of the wish :))
Granted.
I wish this world wasn't so stereotypical.
Granted, but then people find something else to make dumb jokes about.
I wish it would get warmer outside.
Granted, I'll set your house on fire. Now it's warm outside!
I wish for a suit of armour.