Granted, but it takes five years to download any software and afterwards it explodes.
I wish for a better graphics card so I can play WoW better.
Granted, I'll give you my one.
I wish for a new computer now with good graphics.
Granted, but it can't do anything else due to low RAM.
I wish for a super computer that can do anything I tell it to.
Granted, but when you ask it for pie, it thinks you meant pi and then crashes.
I wish for dart gun.
Granted, but there's no darts.
I wish for a glass of nicely chilled coke which has not passed it's best before date.
Granted, but I shook the can before pouring it so it's flat.
I wish for a bottle of Diet coke and some Mentos.
Granted, I force them both into your mouth at the same time.
I wish I could watch what happens.
Granted, you watch me foam at the mouth a little.
I wish for a tatoo like this:
I'm thinking of making that the SDP's mascot, it covers both the S and the D. But what about the P?
Granted, but I do it and it looks totally wrong.
I wish you had a professional to do that.
Granted, but I have to go to florida to get it done.
I wish there weren't so many old people there.