Disturbed Wrote:Granted but he keeps hitting Dot like he always does
DMX: I never hit women, they are enough good and don't deserve to be hit. I instead do them,
Disturbed Wrote:Granted but they get along TOO well...you know.
DMX: GAH!! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
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Granted, but my day's about to be over.
I wish there weren't too much people with birthdays today.
Granted, now there aren't any birthdays today. Ewww, monotony.
I wish to see the future.
Granted the entire world's population is now made up of clone copies of each other, each one with its on malfunction.
I wish there was a better way to do cloning...the way they do it nowadays is very sketchy and almost always comes out wrong.
Granted, but you won't be able to see the present.
Granted, but now you must wait 10000000000000000000000000 years for a clone to be perfectly done.
I wish to only grant one wish per head.
Granted, but you grow hundreds of heads.
I wish for something happy to happen.
Kurtz: *stares into thin air* I'm all alone for now.
Mysterious voice from nowhere: GRANTED!!
*Shadow suddenly jumps out of nowhere*
Shadow: GUESS WHO'S BACK!!
Slashmon: Who cares?
Shadow: You'll have to excuse him, he misses the fish.
Slashmon: I WANTED A TUNA!! WAHHHHH!! I WISH I HAD A TUNA!
Granted, but Tuna falls in your mouth for a whole day and you turn into a huge blob of fat and fur the size of a city.
I wish Chicago isn't crushed by the rolling ball, I like it.
Granted, but Wisconsin isn't so lucky.
i wish for the ball of death (AKA: Slashmon) to crush wisconsin. Stupid cheeseheads.
Granted, but the cheesehead (A.K.A: Cheetos) survive for us to eat.
I wish Slashmon returned to normal, or at least he doesn't get horny with that size.
Shadow: Granted, besides it takes alot to get Slash horny.
Slashmon: Yeah, like a girl.
Shadow: I wish for a Renamon to show up sopping wet in a towel right now.
Slashmon: Remember that whole, "Think before you do something that will more than likely end with you in immense pain" talk we had?