(06-28-2011, 01:03 PM)johnalt Wrote: [ -> ]Granted: *you fall flat on your face into a moon crater*
I wish for a working, small, usable laser pointer that I can afford and i's efficient.
Granted, but it temporarily quits working, you look into the pointer's light, turn it on, and permanently blind your self.
I wish I was at home.
Granted but you decide to move and you sell it.
I wish i could read minds.
granted, but then you hear unspeakable things and go insane
i wish i had a pet cactuar that wouldn't 1000 needles me or any veration of.
Granted, but it runs away at light speed every chance it gets, and lots of other people try to catch and kill it.
I wish I had a space bus (it's like a bus, BUT IN SPACE!)
Granted but you get lost in space and never return.
I wish I could paint.
Granted, but only with paint so corosive it eats through whatever you try to paint with.
I wish for a TARDIS.
Granted, but it gets messed up and ends up smaller on the inside than it looks on the outside, so the only thing that can fit inside it is a hamster which goes back in time and messes stuff up so that hamsters are the dominant race on the planet.
I wish to welcome our coming hamster overlords. May death come swiftly to their enemies.
granted, by the welcoming party is a bunch of smart snakes
i wish i was not a enemy out our snake lords and they'd me be one of them.
Granted, but you get turned into a garter snake. The most pathetic snake of them all.
I wish I could control time.
Granted, but you accidentally erase yourself from time
I wish I had the power of the Nine Tailed Kyuubi