Granted, but it happens to be on the metal dildo strapon that the Renamon about to assrape you is wearing.
I wish for...a boot to the head.
Granted!
Crimson: *places a boot full of chocolates gently atop of Guilmon's head* Merry Christmas!
I wish for something tasty to eat.
Granted! *pours chocolate and custard onto Flamedramon's feet* Now you can eat and torture innocent sexy dragons! ;)
You didn't wish...
I Wish nyx would just destroy the world...
PS: No. I'm NOT depressed =D
Granted. Nyx destroys a microscopic world that none of us were even aware or care about. :P
I wish for a delicious pizza.
*poofs your favorite pizza right in front of you and a lifetime supply coupon of your favorite pizzas*
I wish to see Rammstein in concert and have backstage passes and everything.
Granted! But first you have to get me more pizza. *points to all the empty pizza boxes* :P
I wish for a hover tank.
Okayyyyy... *poofs 4,084,826 pizzas* ....... BOOM!! Oh, you have a hover tank in the front yard.
I wish for our roommate to stop being lazy and a pothead.
Granted! *hands Misty a whip* Violence is the answer to everything!
I wish for a target.
Crimson: *jumps into the hover tank and grins mischievously*
*plants huge targets on Walgreens stores everywhere* You'll have a field day with that; there are over 4,000 stores nationwide.. have at it. >:3
I wish it wasn't winter anymore