Granted, but now that I've killed all pop up ads, the advertisment agencies want my head.
I wish for a delicious pie without anything bad happening from eating said pie.
granted but in order to get the pie you must sell your emortal soul to the devil
i wish for you to have 2 souls so you can sell one
Granted, I take yours and sell it for a Pie.
I wish to have another Pie.
Granted, but it's a mud pie made with real mud.
I wish I had Zero's Z-saber.
Granted, but you're going to need some batteries for that thing (plutonium batteries that is).
I wish for the Chicago Typewriter with infinite ammo from Resident Evil 4.
Granted, but first you have to fight off a horde of monsters without the strength to take even two hits and then save up 1 million dollars and then found a guy who sells it.
I wish I had armor that looked like the dbl beast from Megaman beast episode 25.
Granted, but it overcomes you easily and eats you from the inside out.
I wish Gregar was my best friend.
Granted, but Falzer kicks his but and then eats you.
I wish for their to be bra and panty matches in the new super smash bros.
Granted, but the price skyrockets and it takes forever to load. (That's one of my wishes too.)
I wish for a pair of brand new Colt Pythons with bullets.
Granted, but they're rare models and locked in a mylar bag that can never be opened.
I wish for a a pair of swordchucks.