Granted, but the rest of his family, the yellow one and I think green, come to live with you.
I wish for a digital camera that had more than 256 KB of memory on it.
Granted, but the camera was a fake- so it only had like... 12kb.
I wish for a new mode of transportation!
Granted, I have a large cannon that you can shoot yourself out of.
I wish for a Triforce tattoo on the back of my hand.
Granted- But since I don't know what triforce is- I just tattoed a smiley face on the back of your hand that says: "Let's be friends!"
I wish that Barney's relatives, like Barney, would ALSO vanish completely from existance! For good!
Granted, but they dissapear into another dimension that is able to communicate with you through and reflective surface.
I wish for the master sword.
Granted, but it has a mind of it's own- and eventually makes you do countless chores.
I wish for the Kusanagi (Orochimaru's Sword, and The ship from Gundam Seed)
Granted, but since I never saw Gundam Seed and have no clue who orochamuisantoronomikanto, or whatever his name was, is here's a butter knife and paper airplane.
I wish for a butler to clean up my room. Mustn't fear animals and must have extreme courage and willing to risk life by going into my closet, which even I'm afraid to enter.
Granted, but he fears cleaning.
I wish for you to have an apple.
Granted, but I don't like apples so I throw it at you.
I wish for an orange.
Granted, but as I like oranges, I turn it to juice and drink it for myself.
I wish for a pineapple with whipcream.