Granted, you get a full frontal lobotomy. Now nothing is annoying, or entertaining, or sexy, or fun, or well anything.
I wish I had a pet tiger.
granted, but it eats your leg for a chew toy
I wish I had a pet velociraptor.
Granted, but it rips you apart violently, limb from limb.
I wish there were no such thing as hurricanes.
Granted, but typhoons still exist.
I wish that i did not get fat from eating food
Granted, but you can still get heart disease and diabetes.
I wish the ocean wasn't salty.
Granted, not it's sweet, however, this causes lobsters dominate the sea world and they'll eat us with hot butter after they've become the superior race of the planet. OH THE HORROR!
I wish they at least keep cooking french fries.
Granted, of course. Here, I'll make it better. The french fries will always be hot. Now the bad side: they're too hot to eat!! (1,000 degrees Fahrenheit) Now no one can have french fries!! Mwa ha haha hahahhahahhahah!!
I wish everyone in the world used the same currency: Gil.
Granted, but u don't have any.
I wish i had 1,000,000 U.S. Dollars
Granted, but inflation reduces the value of U.S. currency and $1 million now becomes the same as $1.00.
I wish fleas didn't exist.
Granted, but the population of mosquitos double
I wish i have a pet collie... maybe even Lassie