Granted, but since I have no clue what Laptop your using now I give you one of the first models ever made that is so old it doesn't even have the technology to play pong.
I wish for an empty cup that isn't poisonous or exploding or has a hole in it.
Granted but the cup never allow liquids in it (if you do it dissapears.)
I wish to have a better night
life ...
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Granted, but now you have no day life and everyone sleeps at night.
I wish for an autographed jersey of my favorite football player.
Granted but the qutograph rubs out of it......gone like the air we breathe....
I wish to go and perform at the Apollo....
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Granted, but theres a booking error and you perform when the stage is empty.
I wish I could change into any animal I wanted.
Granted but you lose all feeling in your groin area....
I wish to have some fun at the jazz club tommorrow night...
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granted but you only have a tiny bit of fun, you feel horible for the rest of your life, and never have any fun ever again.
just so you know he could decifer shadonese with the disk, just put english words into it so they come out as shadonese and memorize what each word trancelates into, than trancelate w/e language you want (hehe yes iver done that before with another language)
i wish i had a tatoo that makes me cetch a horible disease since the place that did the tatoo dosent clean there instraments which i die from (hehe im no fun now am i?)
Granted, but before all that happens, you are dipped in boiling oil until you die. (I am.)
I wish for a solar eclipse.
Dridien TerrorBlade Wrote:just so you know he could decifer shadonese with the disk, just put english words into it so they come out as shadonese and memorize what each word trancelates into, than trancelate w/e language you want (hehe yes iver done that before with another language)
Me and my brother are the only ones who know it, it wouldn't be on a disk.
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Granted, but it causes a magnifying glass effect and starts earths atmosphere on fire thus destroying the entire planet, and since we can't escape through the burning atmosphere all life as we know it comes to an end.
I wish to be the last man on earth and have the duty to repopulate it with a bunch of supermodels.
Granted, but you later find they are all transexual models.
I wish to die in the vast sea.