1) Not granted! You get all the yen (japanese money) in china! (Yes i a aware of the fact china, is not japan.) :D
2) Half granted! You get a cookie, but it tastes like a 1 year old rotting, squashed hedgehog.
I wish i had a motorcycle! One with a good engine.
granted, but you get rammed by a bus on ur first ride
I wish I had a PS3 for my own, one that works and I have BioShock 2 with it.
granted! but on your way home after buying it a bolt from a plane comes down and blows a hole right through your ps3, and game.
I wish i didn't get bored of music easily. ;)
Granted, but now everything else seems tasteless and boring.
I wish for an arcade cabinet.
Granted, enjoy street fighter number 1.
I wish for a faster computer.
granted, it's faster than you so it runs away
I wish I could install BioShock 2 when it comes out
Granted, you can certainly install it...now you'll just need 500 more Gigabytes of memory, the soul of a human child, and the obligatory patch in order to play it!
I wish for some fresh sushi.
granted, it's fresh poo sushi
I wish for sashimi
Granted. Here's your 1/128 scale sized sashimi dinner! *hands you a miniature plate*
I wish for a good pair of sunglasses.
granted but it glares right at the sun and melts
I wish for pants my size