Granted, but for that, you must dance as Barney the dinosaur 23 hours a day for the babies and children.
I wish to have my own Sukiyaki chef that just does whatever I tell him for free.
Granted, but he can't cook for shit and you decide to order pizza instead.
I wish for a large bag of money.
Granted, but it only has the Dollar sing, it's empty.
I wish for a hotdog to eat, not a dog!
Granted, but it's made mostly of Raccon meat and an old boot.
I wish for a large farm fresh hamburger.
One order of dung-hamburger- ORDER UP!
I wish for french-fries...
Granted, but the oil is from the French revolution times.
I wish I can have a bigger room.
Granted, but you'll have to share it with a charity assosiation for needed children.
I wish to have $600
Ok, but they are in pesos from 1968
I wish I had a PSX 2.
Granted, but it only can use Barney games, all the others makes it freeze over and over again.
I wish for a rolling stone (wtf?)
Granted, but his roadies have to come along and they tottaly trash your house during a party.
I wish for a cookie the size of my head.