Granted, you get stuck on a desert island with a million plushie hating men who beat you to within an inch of your life on a daily basis.
I wish I was a duck (My Last Girlfriend had a huge thing for ducks.) and back in my old home.
Granted, your old place is now a duck hunting club.
I wish for new socks.
Granted, But I wore them to a football tryout first
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I wish for super spicy hot sauce.
Granted, have my custom Rena sauce!
(don't ask about the name <.<)
I wish to have a dessert... now.
I KNOW WHAT THAT SAUCE DOES!
Granted, heres some brocolli flavored ice cream.
I wish for a thermo nuclear device.
I know you do ;)
Granted, but it will be from November 17th 1967... or somewhere near there, which will make it totally useless.
I wish for something to write...
Granted, Try writing a letter to the president.
I wish for psychic powers.
Granted, but your emotions will fade away as you start to understand the true fate of all the human beings, leaving you with the choice of self-destruction or an hermit's life WITHOUT sex.
DMX: I can be evil if I want, I don't need my alter ego for that :P
I wish to have a turtle.
Emotions fade away? I haven't had emotions (other than anger) since I was 7.
Granted, but it's a snapping turtle and it bites your wing dang doodle off.
I wish for a copy of KH 2.
Granted, but you fall in deep depression after getting it.
I wish that this C) had any sense.