granted, though it's out of fuel and requires a speical type of fuel that won't be invented for 5000 years
I wish.... for....a glass of koolaid. properly mixed with no posion
Granted; but it kinda got spilled on this shirt *hands shirt with purple stain*
I wish for a telescope.
Granted; you get to do it once, then your vocal cords shrivel from the excursion.
I wish for a camera... That takes pictures... With decent zoom!
Granted, but the batteries cost 5000 dollars and only last long enough to take one picture at a time.
I wish my guitar had a flamethrower in it.
Granted; but it's an acoustic, so the minute u use it, it catches fire and burns.
I wish for a comfortable to wear shirt... That isn't itchy... That I can successfully wear... That is whole.
granted, though now you have crabs :P
i wish had... a bag of M&M
Granted; one rap star in a bag coming up!
I wish for insecticide... For the "crabs" (btw I did specifically say that it wouldn't be itchy)
Technically the shirt's not itchy, the crabs are.
Granted here's insecticide, but it only works on a rare breed of ant that went extinct hundreds of years ago.
I wish my cat could talk
Granted; now insteada making the noise "meow", he says the word "meow".
I wish for an effient colling system that won't kill me, that I can afford, and that isn't impossible.