Crimson: *fires the cannon on his tank, vaporizing all of the Walgreens along with the winter cold with lots of heat* Um...wish granted?
I wish I knew who kept stealing my socks.
Granted, the answer is you, and you kill yourself in an attempt to destroy the thief.
I wish to be ruler of Heaven and Hell....or w/e ends up existing.
*teleports Aether to Hell* Hehe have fun
I wish we lived in a house and not an apartment
Crimson: I work at Walgreens and I hate it with a passion. That's why I put targets on them =p
Granted, enjoy your one bedroom, no bath, no kitchen, dillapitadted, half-story house.
I wish for peace on ear, wait what the hell am I thinking? I wish I had super strength!
Granted. But the strenght crushed your body.
I wish this wish to be corrupted
I'm pretty sure that wish has already been granted. Haha xP
I wish I had time to do everything I want.
Granted, now you've so much more time that everybody has become frozen in time forever and ever.
I wish for every pretty girl to have large boobs.
Granted, but I called first dibs.
I wish for a holy hand grenade.
Granted! *hands him an already lit holy hand grenade before he teleports away*
I wish for the power to control metal.
*clank!* ... o.o Crap, my *poof* isn't working.. but er, wish granted. *gets mauled by a car* ... Ow..
I wish I could finish school ahead of time and get my degree now instead of in 2 years. T.T