Granted but in order for you to have the internet you have to stand on one foot and balance a heavy metal conductor.
I wish for the ability to have x-ray vision...
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lonelygabu~~
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Granted but in order to get it you'd need to be exposed to X rays in such a high dose that would kill you in a few months.
I wish I had lots of money....
Wish granted but the currency is all in monopoly cash, Boardwalk could be yours....
I wish for rock hard abs...
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lonelygabu~~
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Granted, but you'll have to make abs exercises with 700 repetitions a day and eat only rice cookies and egg yolk.
I wish I had a Behemoth alike motorcycle....
Granted, but it only gets one mile to the gallon.
I wish I had super powers like super man.
Granted but your intelligence lowers with every use and the opposite gender finds you repulsive.
I wish to be in major league baseball...
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lonelygabu~~
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Granted, but you'll stay in the bench all the time and don't play actually (quite easy <.<)
I wish a good time to the next poster
(dang- how did you know!? still nervous about cameras)
Granted, but I didnt notice it as it passed me by.
I wish the next poster was here in Carpathia with me.
Carpathia? (Goes and looks in a world map booklet) Wish granted but my physical body stays in United States....
I wish for a million more wishes....
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lonelygabu~~
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granted, but you can only use one.
I wish for world peace.