Granted, we're both real, and we're both living. However, we can still only communicate over the internet.
I wish... for an all-expense paid trip to PAIN
granted, you get a nice spike and nail massage
I wish for a better webcam
Granted, however you did not define "better", blows you. Which in my opinion is better.
I wish I could bend enough to lick my vagina.
granted, but you won't be able to bend back
I wish I had a social nudist buddy, preferably a girl
Granted, I am your online friend just as before. I am very social online.
I wish I had a beam cannon.
granted, but it only hits trees.
I wish for a minigun
Granted, but it only shoots the nearest set of testicles.
I wish for 3,000 DOLLARS SO I CAN GO TO JAPAN WITH THE REST OF ANIME CLUB!
granted, it's 3000 Canadian.
I wish to be in the Bahamas
Granted, you are shot upon standing foot on the Bahamas.
I wish for a free wakatu!
Granted...if I can figure out what that is.
I wish for laser eye beams.