Gabumon:
Agumon:
Gabumon:
Matt: Marco
Gabumo: Polo!
Matt:
Gabumon: :shock:
Veemon: Gatomon! Ahhh!! *cums*
Gatomon: *open doors of closet and looks on Veemon with his dick on his hand*
Veemon: Ehh... *sweatdrops*
Gatomon: Bleh *slams doors shut and goes away walking like nothing*
Gabumon: What are steriods?....
Barry Bonds: I don't know.....Stop looking at me Gabumon!
Gabumon: :?:
Izzy: -Therefore I conclude that human medication has various side-effects on digimon.
Other tamers: Got it.
Davis: (Hmmm... I wonder where my viaghra went)
Veemon: Hey- got any candy?
Davis: Check under my bed.
Davis enters his room...
Davis: WOAH-
Flamedramon:
Davis: What happened!?
Flamedramon: RAAARRGGGHH!!! DAVIS- I'M SO HORRRNNNYYY!!!
Davis: AAAHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*First episode when they meet their digimon*
Agumon: I'm agumon! I wanna be your friend and devour your soul
Tai: What?
Agumon: Help you save our island so I can make crazy love to your sister
Tai: What?
Agumon: Live a peacful life and destroy all humanity
Tai: What?
Agumon: DESTROY ALL HUMANITY!! Oops.
Gabumon: Where are the auditions to move Digimon off Channel 5?
Channel 5 Tv executives: Thats the 5th one to get out this week. Imagine that......
The camera dude: You know the camera is still rolling?...
Excutives: :shock:
Zoe: Slide digivolve to- FUCKINGSLUTMON!!
Ranamon: Slide digivolve to- CRAZYHOEMON!!
F/C: CATFIGHT!!
JP, Tommy, Koji, Koichi, Grumblemon and Takuya: *boing*
Matt :
Matt and Gabumon: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Gatomon: *all wet and messy* Veemon I'm really horny right now...
Veemon: *looks on Gatomon* You don't have horns.
Agumon: Pepper Breathe!....
Gabumon: :)) :shock: 