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*ROFL*

Rika - *in shower*
Renamon - *spying* 0.0
Renamon: *taking shower*
Impmon: *watching* O.O
Renamon: *grabs Impmon by the neck*
Impmon: *gulp* Dont hurt me *winces*
Renamon: *smiles and hugs Impmon*
Impmon:...what just happened?
*grins*

Renamon - *in shower*
Everyone else from Tamers series - *watching* 0.0
Takato - *blurts* She so hot...
Renamon - :shock: *turns round slowly*
Takato - :oops: My bad...
TK: *Snaps his fingrs* I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

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Davis: *Punches Ken* STOP BEING SO EMO!!

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Davis: TK's not answering.

Yolei: Probably listening to music.

TK: OH NO NOT I!! I WILL SURVIVE!!

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Patamon: What's that tree? You want me to kill everyone?

Everyone: !_!

Patamon: Nah just kidding.

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TK: Matt, I like Davis.

Matt: That's good, he's a nice kid.

TK: No, I mean I really like him.

Matt: I heard you the first time.

TK: I mean, really like like him.

Matt: I heard... OH GOD NO!!
Renamon: *hops on a railing* hmmm nice day *she starts walking the railing and slips on a banana peel*
*Big dimensional explosion thingy makes Pokemon and Digimon exist in the same world... WORK WITH ME HERE!!*

Ash: I'm a pokemon trainer, I keep my pokemon in this pokeball and release them to fight.

Davis: You keep them locked up in tiny little cages the size of a baseball and release them to fight to the death?

Ash: Yeah.

Veemon: THAT IS SICK!! YOU ARE A SICK MAN!!
Davis looked around the Dugeon. It was a dark blue dungeon, typical of the Emperor. He tryed to free himself from his shackles, but to no avail.

"Aww, man. That means TK's left in charge. He couldn't lead sheep, damn it. Well, neither could I, but still it's the principle of the thing."

The Emperor came in, Numemon pushing a TV behind him.

"Let me go, you sick SNM freak!"

"Watch your tounge, Digidestined," smirked the Emperor. "Activate the television!"

Daisuke recoiled in a silent horror as American comedy filled the screen.

"She's jewish!" the telly said, as the laughter track roared. "And he's gay!" This time, the badly behaved canned laugher audience burst into applause.
Tai: Agumon! Digivolve!

Agumon: And then?

Tai: Kick his ass!

Agumon: And then?

Tai: uhhh, return to agumon?

Agumon: And then?

Tai: We go home.

Agumon: And then?

Tai: NO AND THEN!

Agumon: And then?

Tai: NO AND THEN!

Agumon: And then?

Tai: NO AND THEN!

Agumon: And then?

Tai: NO AND THEN!! And if you say that one more time I'll rip your head off!

Agumon:...

Tai:...

Agumon: AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!? AND THEN!?

Tai: YOU BASTARD!!
Matt: ...

Gabumon: What's wrong?

Matt: Dude, where's my car?

Gabumon: I don't know, hey dude, where's your car?
*Digimon theme songs!!*

Renamon: I walk alone.

Rika: What is love?

Guilmon: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

Terriermon: Hakuna Matata. (Okay that one was kinda obvious)

Masaru: Everybody was kung fu fighting.