Gatomon: I need you!
Veemon: You do?! *perks ears up, smiling out of surprise*
Gatomon: *slaps forehead* Can't you follow the goddamned script?!
Director: NEXT!
*three seconds later*
*Patamon on top of Gatomon on the bed*
Kari: Pizza's here!! *Opens the box* Dangit they forgot to cut it, Gatomon would you? *Throws pizza in the air and Gatomon jumps after it and starts slashing*
Tai: IT SLICES, IT DICES, IT MAKES JULIENNE FRIES!!
Izzy: Yo my peeps, motha fuckas fascizillas my nizzlez for freeziez man, shit. We's gotsda woop they asses for the evil and shit but those bitches have got there crib on lock son, tighter than Jay Lo's ass, y'all mean....
Everyone eles: < :shock: >
Izzy: snaps out of it. "Sorry guys I used gizoogle again.... aheh...."
Gatomon: You idiot! *kicks Veemon in his crotch really hard*
Male Audience: Oof! *cover crotches with hands/claws/fins/tails/paws/etc*
Veemon: *looks down, then tilts head sideways* And what was that for?
Gatomon: You aren't... suffering pain?
Veemon: Pouches.
Gatomon: *falls on her head*
Patamon: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale the tale of a faithful trip,
TK: Stop it.
Patamon: that started on this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.
TK: I'm warning you.
Patamon: The mate was a mighty sailing man the skipper brave and sure,
TK: Davis would you do something?
Davis: Sure.
Davis and Patamon: Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
TK: *Smacks self in face*
Guilmon: I bet guilmon can make renamon say black.
Renamon: Huh? Okay. What do you bet?
Guilmon: Guilmon have five guilmon bread and peanut butter bread. Renamon has what?
Renamon: *giggles* Okay Guilmon, I accept. If you can make me say black, I will suck your penis.
Guilmon: Renamon? What is penis?
Renamon: *rubs forehead* It's the thing you pee with.
Guilmon: Uh... okay?
Renamon: okay, start.... now.
Guilmon: Kay! What are three primary colors?
Renamon: Easy- red, yellow and blue.
Guilmon: YAY!! Renamon said Blue! Now renamon suck Guilmon peenees?
Renamon: HEY- YOU SAID THAT IF I SAID BLACK!!
Guilmon: Renamon just did!
Renamon: :shock: ........................
Gabumon:
The wonderful things about tigers , cause we bounce.....
Agumon: What does he think he is?
Izzy: You didn't know, Gabumon has a tv problem. IN this case, Gabumon watched his Pooh....
Agumon:
Izzy: Why are you laughing?
Agumon: You said "Pooh"...hahhahah 
Izzy: :? :oops:
"Don't worry, TK; I'm sure Weregarurumon can handle it."
"Really? How do you know?"
"Can you hear that, TK?"
"...Yeah?"
"When that music is playing, victory is inevitable."
Agumon: (really quick) Homo say what?...
Tai: What?....
Agumon:
Tai:
Gomamon: Gomamon digivolve to- Ikakumon!
Joe: Go Ikakumon!
Ikakuman: *sees reflection on surface of water* OMFG- WTFHIT!? I'm FAT!!