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*While Jeri is out with Takato, Rika, Henry, and the gang Leomon decides to watch some t.v.*
Leomon: *presses a button on the remote and the t.v. turns on. The Discovery channel was on. A documentry of the African Lion was being shown* Hey they look just like me. *he continues to watch the documentry*

T.V.: The male lion's job of the pride is to protect the pride from intruders over their territory. When he is not protecting the pride the male lion usually lies around for most of the day while the lionesses of the pride go hunt for food for the pride. The only other activity the male lion tends to is mating. The male lion mates with every female of the pride several times a day

Leomon: *glued to the t.v. until the very end to the documentry* What the hell am I doing here for. I'm being some little girls "partner" while these guys are laying around making women bring them food and have sex with them all day long. *Leomon runs out of Jeri's apartment, jumps out the window* AFRICA HERE I COME!!!!!

Kari: Gatomon you need to be more careful.

Gatomon: Relax, I have 9 lives CRASH!! *Gets hit by car*

Kari: 8, *CRASH* 7, *CRASH* 6, *CRASH* 5.

*any of the several times Tai and Matt get into a fist fight*

Agumon: Yes, wreck that little fucker's face!

Gabumon: C'mon, Matt! You can do it! Stomp on his throat!

Tai & Matt: o_O;;;;;;

Rika - *sitting at the computer* 0.o' ... ... Renamon...?
Renamon - *appears behind Rika* Yes, Ri-*spots what's on the screen* :shock: HOLY HELL!!!
Rika - *sweat drop* Looks like... you're popular...

Takato: Hey Guilmon I want to try this new card I got today. I'm not quite sure what it does yet.
Guilmon: Okay..
Takato: Digi-Modify blah blah blah
Guilmon: *grows large tits and his pouch turns into a pussy* Uh Takato..I dont think I like this card..Takato..what are you doing...Takato why did you take your pants off...T-T-Takato...

*** after that bit where Renamon tells Rumiko that Digimon don't have gender... ***

Renamon - ... Rika...?
Rika - Hm? *busy sorting through her cards*
Renamon - *embarrassed* I think I lied earlier.
Rika - :shock: Huh?
Renamon - How can I tell... if I am...?
Rika - *BOING* Wh-wh-wh... *drops cards*

Kari: How do you know Gatomon won't get pregnant?

Davis: Relax, I gave Veemon a vesectomy while he was asleep.

Veemon: WHAT!! *Lunges at Davis and rips his throat out*

Kari: Uhh, Veemon, *Pulls a chord lowering a banner saying "April Fools day!"*

Veemon: Oops.

ROFL!!!

Suzi: Okay miss pwetty pants time for a daipo change...*lays Terriermon on the bed and undoes the daiper* Oh whats this?..my dollies got a pullstring now? *starts to yank on what to seem like a cord of some sort to her* huh nothing happened maybe I should pull it more. *Suzi starts yanking on it more and more, losing her patience she started pulling on it furiously.
Henry: *opens the door and sees what Suzi is doint* SUZI WHAT ARE YOU DOING *right when he said that white goo squirted from the cord*
Suzi: Uh oh I think miss pwetty pants wet herself.
Henry: *notices Terriermon's face which had a huge grin on it*

That is so wrong, but it's funny as hell.

*During the giga house when they're messing with the computer*

Kari: Are you sure this will work?

Shurimon: Yolei will either make it work, or lose her patience and smash the computer.

Yolei: *runs across the screen carrying a huge pencil* I SAID WORK DAMNIT!!

Shurimon: Guess that means it's the latter.

*laughs*

Izzy - *tapping away at his keyboard... and suddenly stops* :shock:
TK - What?
Izzy - I MISSED A KEY!?!
TK - *BOING*