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Flamey: (on the cell phone) NO BAbY! Please don't go away, listen honey bear, I am not gay. Those pictures of me are fake, come on baby! You know I love you! Come on, don't leave me (dial tone.) Stupid human!......I am not gay just Bi...seesh.....

Gabumon: huh?......

Flamey:
Gabumon: :shock:
-Ken's nightmares.-

ken is sitting in the middle of a bad Pokemon episode.

Misty:Ken,Use Pikachu!

Brock:Yeah,Pikachu.

Both:pikachu
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Ken:.......this sucks..

Alice Cooper:tell me about it.-sips his coke.-
Agumon: My balls are lethal, they can hit you in the face whenever I feel like it....

Gabu, Vee, Guil; :shock: :shock: lol
Gabu: -Of course I'm the best digimon, can't you see I have a lot of fans? And that I'm over-used more than any of you?

Agu: Pft- then why am I the "Leader"?

Gabu: THAT is called pity. Besides, my digivolve forms are sexier than yours.

Agu: -But I have a SECOND SET of digivolve forms, I'm supah sexeh!

Goma: Zudomon's sexier.

Biyo: No! Garudamon's the shit!

Goma: Literally. You're a girl and then you turn into a guy.

Biyo: So does palmon!

Pal: HEY!!

Biyo: no offence!

Tentomon: They show Kabuterimon's penis in the show! do they show the others!?

Gabu: THE POINT IS- ALL MY EVOLVES ARE SEXY!!

Guil: Guilmon sexy as Guilmon.

Rena: You are correct. But like Gabumon, I'm sexy in everyform.

Terrier: 'cept that creepy Taomon form!

Rena: Do you want to become a pseudo-hermaphrodite?

Terreir: I'm kidding!!

Cyber: -Even my NAME'S Kinky. I've got the muscles to prove it too.

Vee: ALL OF MINE ARE SEXY TOO!! HAHAHA- DAVISH IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE ME-

Wor: -Too bad you're gay!

Vee: Talk to the hand you unworthy- unsexy worm thing!

Wor: I resent that.

Armadillo: I have no Idea whether I'm sexy or not-

Hawk: -You're not, I am.

Takuya: What's up? I'm very se-

Agu: Alright- shows over. The tamers are here (the digimon scatter.)

Takuya: (sweatdrop) RACISTS!!
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"How can we stop the Dark Masters?"

"Can we try some sort of appeasement? It'll be peace in our time!" said Jyou.

"I say we wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime!" said Taichi.

"Let us be firm, pure and faithful; at the end of our sorrow, there is the greatest glory of the world, that of the men who did not give in!" said Mimi.

Yamato huffed, folded his arms and turned away from everyone else. "I don't care. I'm going to sit here and be isolationist and refuse to take part in any discussion."

Cherrymon slapped Gabumon.

Yamato sat up streight and shouted "Hostilities exist! There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. With the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God!"

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I wonder if anybody understood that.
[TK is riding on Pegasusmon, flying through the air]

TK: Yahoo!!!! Woohaaah!! Yeeeeeeehawww!

Pegasusmon: *testily* If you don't stop doing that, I'm doing to throw you off.
< A lone leomon approaches a mountain ledge and lifts up his first born son and starts singing "The Circle of Life.">

Other digimon:

Us:
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