Here's some random things the Tamers would never say.
Rika: (To Takato) ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!
Takato: OKIEE DOKIEE!!!
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Henry: Terriermon?
Terriermon: Yeah Henry?
Henry: Is there such a thing as a gay digimon?
Terriermon: No, NOW GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ASS!!!
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(Rika's about to hit Takato with a sledgehammer.)
Rika: STUPID GOGGLEHEAD!!!
Kazu: Rika no! Don't do it. Sure Takato can be annoying at times, but he's got a good heart. Does it really matter he's banging your Mom, Grandma, and Renamon?
Takato: SHE DID'NT KNOW THAT!!!
Rika: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Smashes Takato's skull in.)
Okay here's another one
Beelzemon: (After killing Leomon) (In a monotone voice) That was such uber pwnage
Jeri: LEOMON NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Now whose going to teach me how to pleasure a man orally!?
Every male in the area: ME!!!
OMG!!! NICE ONE!!! >XD *MEGA ROFL!!!*
Renamon - *alone in Rika's room, looks around sneakily* ... *grins, hops onto Rika's futon, curls up in the blankets* ^_^
Rumiko - *comes in* ^_^ ... o.o Renamon?
Renamon - *jumps* :shock:'
Rumiko - ... ^_^ *giggles*
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Takato - *looking up into a tree in the park* ... Impmon...?
Impmon - Whaddoya want!?
Takato - Get down here and fuck my ass!
Impmon -
Whaaaaaaa!? *falls out of tree*
Rika -
Takato - Okay, I win the bet! Pay up!
Impmon - :x
"Davis?"
"Yeah?"
Hikari looked up at Davis's balcony at the glittering decorations.
"Do you think it's a bit much?"
"Nah; I made sure to keep the candlepower below that of an eighty watt lightbulb. I'm sure no-one'll mind."
"Okay. I like the reindeer, it's little red nose is so cute!"
"Yeah, I thought you'd like it!" Davis looked over Hikari's shoulder and spotted Ken. "Hey! Ken!"
"Hey, Daisuke. Nice decorations."
"Yeah! Aren't they awesome?"
"...I think you've missed the point a little."
"What? Pretty lights, sparkling things... that's what the season's all about, right? That, stars and the North Pole, yeah?"
"Kinda... but what I'm really refering to is the Santa on the cross up there."
Renamon - :shock:
M.Renamon - What? Aren't you going to say hello? *smirk*
Renamon - ... *sweat drop*
M.Renamon - Whatever. *points to floor* Sit.
Renamon - *looks at Rika, UBER SWEAT DROP*
M.Renamon - ... *coughs* I said:
SIT!!!
Renamon - :shock: *sits*
Eep...
M.Renamon -
*stands in front of Renamon*
Rika - *looking between Renamon and M.Renamon* :?
Davis: *sighs* I need to relax
T.K.: What do you have in mind
David: *picks up a cigarette, lights it, and draws a small amount and blows out the smoke and sticks it in his lips*
T.K.: :shock:
Davis: *looks at T.K. with the cigarette in his mouth* What is it?
T.K.: *pounts behind him*
Davis: *looks behind him and sees a giant of a man that has a name tag on his shirt that says "producet* Yeah what do you want?
Producer: *grabs Davis by the throat and takes the cigarette out of his mouth and throws it away* We're on 4kids tv you stupid fuck!!! If you start smoking we'll be having law suits up the ass!!! *throws Davis back to the ground*
Davis: @.@
*psl*
Beelzemon - *about to kill Leomon*
Get bent!
Leomon - :? I already am though...
Beelzemon - :shock:
Jeri - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! T.T
Takato+Henry+Terriermon - :shock: *backing away from Leomon slowly*
Rika+Renamon - *laughing hysterically*
The Grim PokePimp Wrote:*psl*
Beelzemon - *about to kill Leomon* Get bent!
Leomon - :? I already am though...
Beelzemon - :shock:
Jeri - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! T.T
Takato+Henry+Terriermon - :shock: *backing away from Leomon slowly*
Rika+Renamon - *laughing hysterically*
I don't get it.
Leomon just admitted that he's gay. :P