Patomon: Poison Ivy!!!
Agumon: FRAME-BROILED HAMBURGERS...
Tai: I think he meant pepper breathe.....sheeesh...
Gomamon: MARCHING FISHES!!
Agumon: PEPPER BREATH!!
Tai: Whoot!! All you can eat fish buffet!
Gabumon: Meow!
Gatomon: Ruff!
Matt: WTF?
Izzy: Weird.....
Tai: Prodigous!
Izzy: *punches Tai really hard* MOTHER FUCKER- THAT'S MY LINE!!
Izzy: Can you hear me know?.... Good.....
Tai: when do you think he will be finished with that?....
Tentamon: I don't know.....I wish HE COULD GET THE FUCK OFF IT!!! ......
Tai: :?:
"...Now, Ken doesn't know they're here, but I'd like to bring on his mother and father!"
Mr. and Mrs. Ichijioji came onto the set.
"Please, forgive us son!"
"How can I forgive you? You ruined my life! You always paid more attention to Sam than to me, and I became to Digimon Kaizer because of it!"
"We know and we're sorry! Please, give us a second chance!"
"No! I don't believe you!"
Ken turned away from his sobbing parents.
"Well, now, Ken, your parents have said their sorry, why don't you forgive them?"
"...Because Wormmon died thanks to them!"
"Well, let's ask him about this. Come on down, Wormmon!"
Wormmon scuttled into the studio, and onto the chair next to Ken.
"Please, Ken. I know you want to forgive tham. Why don't you? I'm alright now, aren't I? Be kind and give them another chance."
"...Okay Wormmon. I forgive you, mum, dad."
"We love you, son!"
"And now for my final thought; when a boy is infected with a dark spore and processeds to lead a genocide against Digimon kind, is he really to blame? Is it the parents fault? I don't think so. I think it's the fault of evil geniuses and their aspirations to take over the univerce. Good night!"
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TK: Kari-
Kari: *sob* TK-
TK: *throws arms around Kari* Kari!
Kari: *sobs on his shoulders* -Oh TK!
TK: Kari- It's not your fault-
Kari: *cries hard* YES IT IS!! Because of me- Gabu- Gabumon's- OH TK!! *bawls on TK*
TK: Mat will understand- don't worry- I promise-
Kari: But G-Gabumon is Mat's BESTFRIEND!! He'll never forgive when he learns that it's my fault that- that- Gabu's- Gabumon's... *bawls* TK!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!
[The next day]
TK: there-there Kari... I'll tell Mat everything...
Kari: Oh thank you TK!
Patamon: This could get ugly...
Gatomon: *sniff* p-poor Gabumon was...*sniff*
Patamon: Gabumon- you were my other bestfriend! *bawl*
[Mat's house]
Mat: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? HE WAS MY BESTFRIEND- *angry tears stream down his face*
Kari: M-Mat- I didn't meant to- I-I-
Gabumon: She's right Mat- don't be so hard on her- she didn't mean to wash my fur coat along with her dad's red thong-
Mat: B-but- YOU'RE PINK!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
IC:
TK: Um.....Biyomon I have a question for you?....
Biyomon: What is it?
TK: How do you kiss?....
Biyomon: Kiss?...ME?.....ummmmm.... I don't know....
TK: Gatomon showed me that....
Biyomon: ?......
ic:
Sora: Tentomon! I'm ready for the tentacle-sex! Get your antenae ready!
Tentomon: Yes Sora!
Sora: AHHHHHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT- THE PAAAAIIIINNN!!! IT BURNSSS!!! AHHHHH!!!! THE FIREY 5TH DEGREE BURNNNNSSSSSSS-
Patamon: No, I said no.
Gatomon: But-
Patamon: No.
Gatomon: But it's only one night!
Patamon: I said no.
Gatomon: Pleaseee! *makes cute kitty face*
Patamon: *sighs* Okay let's do it...
Kari: *opens closet door* What are you guys doing?
Patamon & Gatomon: Eep! *hide bondage and torture devices deep inside, then start mating together really fast*
Kari: Oh, that. *closes door and walks away*