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Tai: Hey Agu, I heard this turns you on...

Agumon: :oops:
Agumon - ^.^
Tai - :shock: *sweat drop* Agu... pink does NOT suit you...


Priest Leomon: "If anyone thinks this union should not be allowed to happen speak now or forever hold your peace...."

Audience at the wedding:

Patomon: I (cough)

Veemon

Gatomon: (stutters( But, bubut you told me that, Patomon was dead?!

Veemon

Gatomon: I....I.....

Patomon:

Gatomon: I thought you were....dead.....
hmmmmm

Guilmon:(just eaten a gallon of peanut butter*mmmm!!!*looks at takato* more please!

Takato: :shock: *ultimate sweatdrop*
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Rika:*sercretly trying on a sexy pink top and blue denim mini skirt in room*
Takato:o_0*drooling*
Guilmon:ooooh! rika preeeeety!
Rika: :shock: *notices takato wanking* you asshole!!!
Takato: YIPE!!!!!*falls over and is knocked out*
Rika:*notices his hard-on*ooooh! Twisted
Guilmon:(in bushes) huh???*confused*
Takato: How do I do this?

Rika: Watch and learn newbie. *Swipes a card and Renamon attacks an evil digimon*

Takato: Don't call me a noob.

Renamon: Shut up noob.
Renamon:

Random Announcer for TV ad: This is why furless cats are so ugly.

Renamon: Evil
lol lol lol lol lol

IceDevimon - *screwing Rika against a wall* Twisted
Rika - #:x#
Takato - I'll s-
Rika - *moans* Shut up, goggle-head!
Takato - *BOING* :shock:
Guilmon - o.o *tilts head* ... Takatomon...? What are they doing?
Renamon - Twisted *hides bottle of Rena Sauce behind back*
lol

Henry:no this cards no good....
Rika: this is useless none of these cards work! :x
Henry: maybe spinich is the answer....
Rika
OOC: Oh that gave me an idea

Takato: Digimodify!!!
Guilmon: Nothing happened
Takato: *grumbles and swipes the card again* Digimodify!!
Guilmon: Nope still nothing
Takato: What is wrong with this...*sweatdrops*...Theses are Yu-gi-oh cards!!! *throws cards down*

< Somewhere else >

Yugi: Alright now you asked for it!! Time to release my secret card!!! *draws card and puts it down and Renamon appears* huh thats..not my card

Renamon: Where the hell am I?

Yugi: *sweatdrops*
Rofl...

Yugi: I activate A-Sexual Repro---
Guilmon: --Peanut butter?
Yugi: No... it's a spell car---
Guilmon: YAY! *starts gobbling up the card*
Yugi: ACK! THE HOLOGRAMS HAVE COME TO LIFE! GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!