*is laughing too much to say anything*
Rika and Renamon fighting over something... :P You know ya love it...
Rika - Are you kidding!? You CAN'T!
Renamon - But I will!
Rika - But he's MINE! I saw that goggle head FIRST!
Takato - *was about to go in and say hi* :shock: *pants tented*
Guilmon - ...?
Rika - You can have his stupid lizard!
Guilmon - :shock: ...!?
Renamon - ... Deal.
Guilmon - *runs away screaming* :shock::shock::shock:
*Matt arives at the apartment he and Sora share. he hears this through the door.
Sora: OH T.K. THAT FEELS SO GOOD!!! HARDER, HARDER!!!
Matt: (loses it, and burst through the door) SORA YOU FUCKING CHEAP WHORE!!! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!! AND WITH MY OWN BROTHER OF ALL PEOPLE!!!
Sora, and T.K.: (T.K. was just giving Sora a massage) :shock: :shock:
Matt: Uhhh Whoops.
(10 seconds latter)
*Matt has door slammed in his face from the outside.
*Henry, Terriermon, Rika and Renamon are gathered together outside Guilmon's hideout. They are sitting on the grass in a clearing; tall grass and wildflowers surrounding them. A red & white checkered tablecloth is spread before them. Its a late spring Saturday afternoon...*
Rika: Why are all waiting here, anyway? *sighing*
Henry: Takato said that he wanted to have a picnic with us. He and Guilmon are going to bring the food and drinks, so just chill, OK?
Rika: I bet he's gonna bring some of that same old stuff from his parents' bakery.
Terriermon: And what's wrong with that?
Rika: It sucks, that's what's wrong with that!
Renamon: Rika!
Rika: It'd be nice if he could splurge and bring us something a little m...
Henry: *standing up to face Rika* More expensive, is that what you mean?! Well, Rika it was nice enough that Takato invited all of us together and that he's providing all the food. But if you want to leave all your friends here and find something better, you can always go home and eat!
Rika: Hmph! Whatever! *crosses arms and turns head away*
Terriermon: Slam! Boy, you said it Henry! *patting Henry on the back*
Renamon: *smiles and snickers under her breath*
*From the distance, Takato and Guilmon are heard running up the hill, through the grass,*
Takato: Hey guys, we're coming!
Guilmon: We're coming! We're coming!
*Entering the clearing, Takato and Guilmon run to a halt, catching their breath. Guilmon sets down a large metal cooler, Takato sets down two packed grocery bags.*
Rika: It's about time you two showed up. Where have you been?
Takato: Well, I had to bake the bread myself, then I had to go to the deli and then I went to pick up something special for us to drink.
Guilmon: Takato worked very hard. I was there, I saw him.
Rika: I'm sure you did. I bet I can guess what we're having - PB&J on Guilmon bread and juice boxes, am I right?
Takato: Not quite, Rika.
*Unlatching the cooler, Takato flipped open the lid. Everyone peering inside. Half of the cooler was filled with cold cuts: salami, ham, pastrami, turkey, bologna and a selection of cheeses; the other half was packed with a variety of wine coolers.*
Henry: Takato where did you get those coolers from.
Takato: Oh...I have my connections. *grins slyly*
*Takato opens six bottles and passed out one to everyone.*
Henry: *taking a drink* Ahhh! That hits the spot!
Terriermon: It sure does! Yum-my!
Guilmon: Takato, this soda tastes funny. *makes a face after taking a swig.*
Renamon: Well Rika, do you have something you want to tell Takato?
*she picks up her bottle, raises it slowly and takes a long swallow*
Rika: Not bad, Takato. It looks like you're finally starting to grow up, a little.
Takato: Thanks Rika, I think?
Henry: Hey,Takato - great job. *raises his bottle to him*
Takato: If you liked the coolers, then your gonna love this.
(Sorry for the long story - it was longer, but I got knocked off several times. If you want me to continue, let me know. I'd like to hear your input.)
Ken: Will I ever be forgiven by Digimon?
Wormmon: Ken...
Ken: What is it?
Wormmon: I think someone's knocking at the door.
Ken: How can you hear with those little strings you call ears?!
Wormmon: Ken!
Ken: Right right... self control... self control...
Wormmon: That's good... you are progressing, go to the door, I'll hide.
Ken: Alright *Goes to the door and opens*
Sukamon: *Carrying a huge shotgun and pointing at him* So you called us smelly huh? You want to try some of your own,
Ken: Oh shi,
Wormmon: Literally.
OMG, help, I can't stop laughing! :D
Kalyx Wrote:I'd like to hear your input.
How's this for feedback... *presses big red button*
Building in the background - *explosion!, now has 'COOL' written in scorch marks on the side*
^_^ *giggles*
Guilmon - *drunk* An' the Picomon went POP! *hic, falls over*
Takato - *facepalm*
Rika - ... Renamon, stay away from him. *looking at Takato weirdly*
Takato - Hey, I didn't give him anything!
Rika - Explain then. *looks at Guilmon*
Guilmon - @.@ *utterly smashed FTW* Ooooo...
Takato - *looks at Terriermon*
Terriermon - ^_^; Ummm... I didn't know he got drunk that easy...
Henry -
TERRIERMON!? :Eek:
Everyone but Terriermon, Renamon and Henry - ... *sweat drop*
Renamon - ... *hiding smile by facing away from everyone, discreetly drops bottle of 100% alcohol in a bush* :B):
heh nice one (as always)
*takato, henry, terriermon and growlmon are going down tunnel*(episode 9)
Growlmon:*see button marked "super fun happy slide"* Oh wow! SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE!!!! :D
Takato:*slaps forehead* no growlmon!
Growlmon: Awwies...:((
heres a new one:
Hikari: Gotomon! you need to evolve!
Gatomon: ?
Hikari: GAOTOMON! YOU NEEDA EVOLVE!
Gatomon: .....?
Hikari: GODDAMNIT GATOMAN YOU NEED TO EVOLVE!
:P typing errors xD
lol where teh hell is spell check???
Kari: hey davis TK's gonna take us out for dinner wanna come?
Davis:*turns into evil figure*DO NOT TORTURE ME FURTHER YOU RANCID WHORE!!!:>:(:
T.K + Kari::Eek:
Heehee!
Leomon -
Fist of the Beast King!
Jeri - :biggrin2:
Leomon - *punches random enemy Digimon* ... :Eek: *holds fist* Goddamn it, OW! :>:(:
Jeri - :Eek: ... :neutral:
Guilmon: PYRO BLASTER! *shoots at renamon*
Renamon: *falls backwards, revealing its actually a cardboard cut-out*
Guilmon: .....wtf?
Renamon: *appears behind guilmon, holding a Kunai to his neck* dont move dinasaur boy!!
Guilmon: WHAT THE F*CK?!