Guilmon - *prodding Renamon over and over* o_o
Renamon - ... WHAT!? :x
Guilmon - What what? :)
Renamon - *walks away muttering to herself*
Guilmon - Yay! :D *pounces Rika, yiffs*
Takato: hey guilmon! time for breaktes!
Guilmon: what's breaktes?
(an hour later)
Guilmon: *thinking* i still dont know what breaktes is....
Guilmon: *enters Takato's room* Takato...uh...are you okay?
Takato: Of course, Guilmon...why do you ask?
Guilmon: Well...last night I saw you wrestling with youself...in your bed and...
Takato: Wrestling...?
Guilmon: Yeah, you were pulling on your male parts...and moaning...and I thought you broke it because...all this white fluid starting shooting out and...
Takato: :oops: Guilmon...we need to have a little Tamer to Digimon talk...about this...Okay?
Guilmon: OK
Renamon - *chasing Takato* TAKATO!! AS SOON AS I CATCH YOU, I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!! :x
Takato - *running* What did I do!? :shock:
Rika - ... *looks at Guilmon* Are you sure you know nothing about this?
Guilmon -
Henry: Have you seen Suzie?
Terriermon: Yes, Henry *sighs* she's in her room.
Henry: Well, what's the matter Terriermom?
Terriermon: Well, I didn't mind that she dresses me up in doll clothes, or even that she yanks me by my ears. *sighs* But now she just tried to find my pee-pee, as she put it, and I had to knock her out. :D
Henry - ... I already know about that... #>_>#
*flashback of Henry watching that happening*
Terriermon - ... O_o ...
:P Couldn't resist!
*Guilmon runs around Takato's room, bumping into the bed, closet, drawers...cannot sit still*
Guilmon: Takato! Takato! Let's play!...Play!!...Play!!!
Takato: Guilmon! How many tmes have I told you...please don't drink Red Bull, Mountain Dew...and coffee...all at once!! :shock:
*Renamon is watching Family Guy*
Peter: Quagmire? what are you doin' here?
Quagmire: oh its conjugal visit day. ya know i love doin' a woman in the can! OOH!! GIGGETYGIGGITTYGIGGITTYGOO!!
Renamon: O_O *goes to find quagmire*
*Rika & Renamon are walking through the local State Fair. As they pass the concession stands, the animal displays, the rustic crafts they come upon a pie eating contest...in progress."
Renamon: What are they doing?
Rika: It's a pie eating contest Renamon, they're eating pies, what else?
Renamon: *stares at each of the contestants, head buried in each of the fruit pies. Slathering...licking...sucking up the fruit pieces and filling; their mouth smeared with the remnants of each pie* :shock:
Rika *pants* Rika! *drools, licks lips* Rika!! Can we go home, now! *pants* Or at least find an empty room!! *pants* I can't take it anymore!!! *grabs Rika in her arms, and runs*
Hehe, we all love Renamon... :P
Rika - Renamon, destroy it. ... ... *waits* ... ...
Renamon!
Renamon - *is looking in a bin* I know! Just let me find lunch...
Rika - O_o; Okay... maybe data
does need to eat...