Tai: *Looking at Izzy* He's been quite for almost 3 hours.
Matt: He must be close to solving this card puzzle.
Izzy: (doo doo DOOO, doo doo DOOO, doo do do do DOO do do doo do DOO, Man I can't get that song out of my head)
Tentamon: Cut!!!!!
Director: What do you mean cut?.!
Tentamon: :oops: I have to use the bathroom again...
"You have nothing to do with cake!"
Gatomon just titled her head and purred.
Veemon "That was the best blow job ever you sweet pussy" :D
Gatomon "What did you just say SLAVE"
Veemon "yes Mistrees"
Davis: *Looking out over a cliff* What's this?
TK: That's called an abyss.
Davis: Oooooh. WHAT'S IT DO!?
TK: It makes you scream from unstandable pain right before dying. Wanna give it a try?
Davis: No, that sounds painful,
TK: *Throws a random digimon at Davis knocking him into the pit* Oops.
Gatomon:
Hi!
Godzilla: YIFF!!!!
Gatomon: :shock:
Godzilla: :oops:
*Matt walks up*
Tai:ok Gabumon,stick it right there
Gabumon:ok!
Tai:that feels goood!
Matt:......O.o....fuck that...
*matt walks away*
Gabumon:
WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!
Myotismon: You are.... :shock:
Gabumon: < 
> MYAHAHHAHAHA!!! Thats what you get for losing to me....
Myotismon: *rapes gabumon*
Gabumon: NOOOOOOOOO-
Mat: I'll save you Gabu!! *gets raped by myotismon*
Tai: I'll save you Mat!! *gets raped by Myotismon*
Agumon: I'll save you Tai! *gets raped by Myotismon*
Tentomon: I'll save you Agumon! *gets raped by Myotismon*
[Eventually]
Myotismon: Hahahaha... Who is your master?
Digimon: (deafeated tone) You... are...
Myotismon: YOU- Humans? Who is your master?
Digidestined: Y-You are....
Myotismon: *Evil laugh* *zips up* ACK!! I GOT IT CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER!! YEOUCH!!!! *hops up and down in pain- his ballsack caught in the zipper*
Everyone: *ROTFL*
Myotismon, having taken over that castle with the portal to the real world in it, looked around.
"Tell me what you think of this, Demidevimon..."
"Yes, master."
"Red banners with bats in white circles on them hanging over the battlements, a few trees over there, a rockery just there with a water feature running over it, and pink curtains for the bedroom?"