Guilmon swears for the first time...hes said damn because he was out of bread
Takato - *swipes card*
Guilmon - *turns in a plushie* Takato!
Takato - 0.o'
Everyone else - *ROFL*
Suzy: PRINCESS PRETTY PANTS!! *Hugs Terriermon*
Terriermon: LAY OFF BITCH!!
Suzy: :shock:
Terriermon: Uhh, I mean. Momma?
Suzy:... CUTIE!! *Continues hugging*
Terriermon - Want to play a
better game, Suzie?
Suzie - *cudding Terr* Yes, pwease!
Terriermon -
*Digidestined tryouts*
Gennai: Okay your first.
Huge muscle bound guy: WHAT UP BIZATCH!?
Gennai: Uhh, I don't think you're what we're looking for in a digidestined.
HMBG: DUDE I CAN BE A DIGIDESTINED, I CAN FIGHT EVIL, I'D BE ALL LIKE, HEY EVIL!! I'M A DIGIDESTINED!! FUCK YOU!!
Gennai: NEXT!
EMO kid: What am I doing here?
Gennai: You're here for the tryouts, what makes you think you deserve a digimon partner?
EMO: My life sucks, no on understands me.
Gennai: Fascinating but,
EMO: Kids beat me up all the time.
Gennai: Great, but the point is,
EMO: I just wanna die.
*Large greymon bites his head off*
Gennai: Thanks, I owe you one. NEXT!
HMBG, again: WAZZUP!?
Gennai: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEXT!!
Tai: Hi.
Gennai: Fuck it you'll do.
Rika - *comes out into garden* Renamon?
Renamon - *sitting on edge of roof* Yes?
Rika - ... Are you a virgin?
Renamon - :shock: *falls off in shock*
*ROFL*
Good one haha
Guilmon: Takato!! My tummy hurts it feels like its gonna just rip out of me
Takato: *turned around and saw what the problem wast* Guilmon you stepping on your member!
Guilmon: *looked down* Oh..
*ROFL/LMAO*
Guilmon - *watching Takato*
Takato - *jacking off*
Guilmon - What's that?
Takato - GAH! *falls off bed*
Guilmon: *watching the Michigan game on tv*
Takato: What are you wa...*gets shoved*
Guilmon: Shut up :P
*Digimon tryouts. Take 2*
Gennai: Next please. What makes you think you deserve to be a digidestined?
Blonde girl: You said if I slept with you I could be in.
Gennai: I say alot of things, NEXT!
*Football player walks in*
Gennai: And what qualifications do you have?
FP: ME SMASH!!
Gennai: Okay, do you have any strong emotions?
FP:... Uh... MEAT!!
Gennai: Did you have a previous job?
FP: YEAH!
Gennai: Where?
FP: MEAT STORE!! BIG RATS THERE, ME SMASH!!
Gennai: Okay, what's two plus two?
FP: RARRRGH!! SMALL MAN MAKE HEAD HURT!!! ME SMASH!!!
Gennai: SECURITY!!
*Next*
Gennai: So what can you do?
Small boy: Well... ICANPUTMYLEGBEHINDMYHEADANDDOONEWHOLEPUSHUPICANALSO,
Gennai: NEXT!!
Small boy is dragged off still talking.
*Next*
Renamon walks in and starts to say something.
Gennai: YOU'RE IN!! HIRE HER, NOW!!
*Next*
Gennai: *Talking to manager* Does he have to be in?
Manager: Yeah, he's the only one who has a catchphrase, we don't have a choice.
Gennai: Fine, your in.
Boy: Prodigous!
*Next*
HMBG: *Wearing a fake nose and glasses* WHAT UP BIZATCH!!
Gennai: I swear I'm only doing one season of this.