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Davis: I hate soccer

Everyone: :shock:
:P

Takato - *in his bedroom, sitting in chair with his back to the sliding door to the balcony*
Renamon - ...? *peers over Takato's shoulder from outside* :shock:
Takato - *is looking at Rena-p0rn* Twisted
Renamon:*sitting in Rika's backyard*
Rika; *runs out* Renamon!! I have a question to ask!
Renamon: *looks at Renamon* Yes?
Rika: When two Digimon have sex would that be considered as cyber sex
Renamon: *sweatdrops* I'm..I'm not sure
Rika: Well I mean you guys are data right..and if you have sex with each other that would be data having sex so that would be cyber...s-s-sex...*blushes as ehs feels her crotch nuzzled* Renamon..wh-what are you doing?
Renamon: So what would it call if human had sexy with data as you call it
Rika: *moans softly*I..I dont know
Renamon: Masturbation
Rika: Renamon...that was the worst pun ever *flatstares then walks back into her house shutting the door*
Renamon: what?
lol That is impossible... Nice one!

Rika - ... *asleep... sn0rz!*
Renamon - *snickers* >X3
Rika: Renamon you're so strong minded..can I be just like you?
Renamon: Of course Rika..you can be anything you want
Rika: Really? you mean it?
Renamon: Yeah..
Rika: *runs back into her room*
Renamon:....
Rika: *runs back out with no clothes on and goes running out into the street* Okay lets go fight some digimon!
Renamon: Rika!! Thats not what I meant!! *goes running after Rika*
lol I don't know whether to laugh or drool!

Rika - *slapping someone*
Takato: guilmon what the hell are you doing?

Guilmon: oh im just pretending to make babies with renamon!

Takato: :shock:
Henry: Okay Terriormon!! Throw down a Strenth Totem!!!
Terriormon: A what? *gets knocked to the ground* I cant do that!! Swipe a card!!
Henry: Use a Healing Stream Totem hurry
Terriormon: What the hell is a totem!! *gets knocked down again*
Henry: *panics* hurry use Earth Shield
Terriormon: Uh Henry!! Swipe a !@#$ing card already!! *gets picked up and thrown against a wall*
Henry: Oh I got it!! Frostshock
Terriormon: I DONT USE ICE ATTACKS MORON!! *the digimon starts up his ultimate attack* Please Henry!! For god sakes use a card!!!
Henry:.....Use Healing Wave!!
Terriormon: GO TO HELL HEN...*gets deleted by the attack*
Hengry: Oh thats okay he can use Reincarnation...*waits five minutes*...Terriormon you noob!! You forgot your Ankhs!!

...This is what happens when you play World of Warcraft while being a Digimon Tamer..
^
LOL! i just started a tauren druid and its pretty fun compared to my warrior.

Takato: GUILMON!! use Lightning Bolt!

Guilmon: what?
Yeah, the Druid class is fun... but I prefer to be a Mage. :P

Renamon - :x *blows a Digimon up with Flame Strike*
Rika - :shock: