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Takato: (in bakery)

Rika: (walks in) Hey Takato...

Takato: oh- hey there rRka!

Rika: What are in these eclaires? I bought some yesterday- they were delicious...

Takato: *surprised* really? You like the taste of guilmon's cu- I mean- Guilmon's favorite cream?

Rika: Yes, it tastes different. My grandmother asked if she could buy some for her cake.

Takato: :shock: I'll be right back. *goes to the back of the shop*

[door shuts, and rika waits]

Guilmon: Hello takatomon! did customers like guilmon bread?
Takato: yeahyeahyeah- hold still will yah!
Guilmon: Takatomooonn- what are you doing to my-
Takato: Shut up- I need more of your-
Guilmon: milk?
Takato: whatever!
Guilmon: Taaakaaaatoooomoooon-

<*whump!* *ouch!* *sowwy takatomooon-* *Guilmon- watch your tail-* *whump* *OUCH!!* *sowwy again!* *jar jar jar... need a jar-* *clatter-clatter* *found one!!*>


[door opens, and Takato comes back out, sweating, slightly dusty and red in the cheeks- but with a jar-full of "milk"]

Takato: Here ya go Rika! Guilmon's cu- er- fave cream!

Rika: Looks nice, I'll take it.

Takato: that'll be 112 yen!

Rika: I said I'll take it. I didn't say I'll buy it.

Takato: Fine! just don't hurt me!

[rika takes the jar, and leaves the shop]

Takato: haha- I hope you spill it on your crotch- bitch.

Patomon: Do I look cute? Can I have breasts?....

Mimi: ummmm......

Patomon:

Mimi: Stop it, your Like JOE!!!!

Patomon: hahhaha

OOC: I'm guessing you meant Palmon?

IC:

Gatomon: Doesn't that give you a wedgie?

Kari: No, a Thong isn't that,

Davis: *Crashes through a door* Who said thong?

Kari: How did you hear that from the other side of the building?

Davis: I've trained my ears to pick up that sort of thing, *Taps ear quickly* Whoa, Yolei said lesbian. Gotta go.

OOC:thanks.......typo :P

IC:

Gabumon: What is that Matt?

Matt: The solution and answer to all life's questions.....

Gabumon: I must give this to Izzy?....

Davis slammed Michel's head in the plane door, repeatedly.

"Stop-" he said, hitting Michel's head with each word, "Using- that- crappy- English- accent!"

ooc: lol

ic:

The digidestined are walking along a digimon town when-

Tai: THAT'S IT!! TAKE-OFF-THOSE-CHEAP-FASHION-INSULTING-FUCKING-HATS!!!

Digidestined that wear hats: TAKE-OFF-THOSE-FUCKING-USELESS-HEAD-SQEEZING-GOOGLES!!!

Kari: Can't we just settle down for a bit!?

Digidestined with hats and goggles: ...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING THAT SCREWED UP WHISTLE AND THAT PLASTIC CAMERA!?

Izzy: You're all being illogical!!

everyone: DAMN NERD- WHY DON'T YOU DITCH THE DAMN LAPTOP!?

Gabumon: Is this what choke the chicken means Matt?...

Matt: :shock: :oops: It means something else...

Gabumon: huh?

"Izzy!" Called his mother, "Could you do the dishes for me?"

Izzy wisped himself away from the computer he was fixing and was at the sink in seconds.

"Of course! Why else do I wear these rubber gloves all the time?"

''I SHALL REIGN OVER THE DIGIWORLD!! BWAHAHAHAHA!''

''No you won't.'' Ken grabs Chumon and throws him into a horny Tyrannomon lair.