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lol, you WOULD probably hear that in an episode, just not from rena :P

Guilmon: *is watching Family Guy*

Stewie: now here i go *vaults through the living room an smashes into a glass gabinet* hmm...i think i'm okay *Stands and brushes self off, then turns to see a giant glass shard in his head* OH DAMNIT!! do i leave it in or do i take it out?! do i leave it in or do i take it out?! do i leave it in or do i take it out?!?!?!

Guilmon: LOL!!! OWNED NOOB!! XD XD XD *falls out of chair and ROFLs* ROFLCAKES!!

Takato: o_O okay thats it. no more MMORPG's for you...
Taomon, Megagrowlmon, and Rapidmon: *busy fighting a SkullGreymon*

Skullgreymon: *roars and pulls back for an attack, before getting sliced in half by Ichigo Kurosaki* Getsuga Tensho!

Takato: Uhh... o.o;

Henry: Hey, I think you're on the wrong set...

Ichigo: What? *looks at all 6 of them* ...fuck. Not again...
Rika: OK Renamon...where are my Ben Wa balls and anal beads? They better be here, and clean. :shock:
Guilmon - Takatomon, what's this? *prods TV*
Takato - That's a TV, Guilmon. ^_^ *turns it on*
TV - *on music channel, loud*
Guilmon - AAAAHH!! *hides behind Takato* O_O
Takato - lol
< Digital World >

Daisuke: VEEMON! *walking around, looking everywhere* where the hell did you go?! *finds him in a cave, a faint fapping noise can be heard* veemon?

Veemon: aagh! daisuke! i-i-i-i-i wasnt doing anything! *realizes his erection is in plain sight* uhm...i had to pee?

Daisuke: *taps foot* -_-;
Digital field descends in front of Henry and Terriermon
Henry: Alright ready!
Terriermon: Yes...!? Wait! Why do I have to be the one who get's beat up and you stand and watch?
Henry: I don't do that! *Tosses bucket of popcorn away from sight*
Terriermon: *Steals digivice and pushes him in and gets incinerated*
Terriermon: That's why...Oh well *Walks away*
Takato, Guilmon,Rika, and Renamon saw it:0_0!!! OMdoubleFG
Guilmon: I want to try that to! *Looks at Takato with an evil look*
Takato: 0_0!!!!!!!!!!!
Rika: You should've made him him more loyal.
Renamon: *Nods head then picks up and throws Rika in as well*
Master Grim Wrote:Guilmon - Takatomon, what's this? *prods TV*
Takato - That's a TV, Guilmon. ^_^ *turns it on*
TV - *on music channel, loud*
Guilmon - AAAAHH!! *hides behind Takato* O_O
Takato - lol

Grimm, that could've very well happened in the series :P
But it didn't. :P I watched the entire series. And... YOU FORGOT THE GAME!

[Calibremon is slain for forgetting the game.]

lol


Guilmon - *is playing with himself* Oooo...
Jeri - Hey, Guilmon, have you seen... Takato... O_O ... >_> ... *pounces* Twisted
Tailmon: so, Veemon, didnt you want to ask me something eh? hmm?

Veemon: oh, yeah! can i borrow a cup of sugar?

Tailmon: *bilnks*

Patamon: YOU IMBECILE! you were SUPPOSED to ask her out!!!
*Guilmon runs up into Takato's room with a grocery bag*

Guilmon: Takato! Takato! Let's have a snack, I bought some bread from down the street!

Takato: Guilmon...what's wrong with the bread my parents bake?

Guilmon: Um...nothing. I just wanted to try something thing different. Takato you should see the funny shaped-bread I found.

*Dumps grocery bag upon floor. Takato opens eyes wide at shapes of loafs* :shock:

Takato: Uh, Guilmon...where did you get this bread from, again?

Guilmon: Down the street aways and around the corner, you know by that certain book store.

Takato: That's what I thought... :oops:

*The loafs of bread are shaped like male and female anatomy - breasts, asses, cocks and pussies, like erotic candy*