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Izzy: (with an Australian accent) Crikey! I've just spotted a drimogemon mating with a digmon! This is bonzer! I got pict-chas-

Cody: cool- do they always mate with their drills? it looks painful...

Ken: (casually) Actually Cody- during my time as the Digimon emperor, I make digimon do that all the time. The drill anal probe doesnt hurt at all... IT'S LIKE SHOVING RUSH FROM MEGAMAN IN HIS DRILL FORM UP YOUR ASS- HELL YEAH, IT'S PAINFUL!!!

Cody: Th-then why do they do it?

Izzy: (interrupts) -They're mating I tell ye'- they're mating!!

Armadillomon: uhhhh... yeah! THEYRE mating! they have nothing to do with me at all! Yup!

Kari: *Bends over to pick up Gatomon*

Davis: *Starts singing I like big butts*

Patamon: I'll go and get them, let's go Gatomon!

Gatomon: I can't, I'm pregnant!

Patamon: Huh? *looks on Gatomon* YOU TOO?! :shock:

Gatomon: I told you you needed to protection.

Patamon: I don't, don't worry... well, I'll go alone then, stay back!

*Yolei, Sora, Biyomon, Kari, Mimi and Palmon all with big tummies pat Patamon's shoulder from behind*

All Girls: YOU AREN'T LEAVING US ALONE WITH ALL THIS KIDS!

Patamon: *sweatdrops* well maybe I needed...

DAMN! That hamster got around.

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Davis: I'll E-mail ken for help.

Ken's reply: LOL! U R teh Suxxorz, ROFLMFAO! U SUX!

Kari: I don't think he's gonna come.

Davis: Hey, Kari, whats in that camera anyway?

Kari: Pictures of T.K. nak- Nevermind, it's nothing.

Davis:???

Davis: Flamedramon, why do you wear that mask?

Flamedramon: Because if I took it off, Bandai and Toei will take away my armor too, due to copyrights.

Davis: WTF?

Gabumon: What are you looking at?...

Other digimon: hahhahhahhahha :shock: :oops:

Gabumon: What!? What are you all staring at!?

Mat: (nudges and whispers) Your fur coat is on backwards-

Gabumon: (Smiling) I will huff, and I will puff, and I will BLOWWWWW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!........Can you hand me my fur? Please?

Gabumon: It's so nice to walk down the streets.

Random mob: FUR IS MURDER! *Splashes Gabumon with paint*