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Master Grim Wrote:
Calibremon/Astrianna Wrote:LOL you should write fanfic with that kind of material :P

AGREED!!! mrgreen


Guilmon - mrgreen *totally dog-piled by small children just outside a school*
Random Teacher - O_O;

I hope to be posting my first lemon, (Parts 1 & 2, it will be a series), by the end of the month.
Teaser: It will be about an unsuspecting Tamer meeting his Digimon.

Hope it goes over well.
lol Use the edit button... and you forgot about the game...


Renamon - Aargh! I'm all wet! Impmon! Get back here!!
Impmon - *laughing, is throwing water balloons at Renamon* Twisted
Guilmon: you twit i am TRYING to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Davis: Here soccerball, soccerball! Come to papa!

Narator: Davis would forget from time to time that Veemon was not in fact a soccerball.
Devilmon: Steel a soul for a second chance,
But you will never become a man

My chosen torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger
A Freedom and a quest for life
Until the end the judgment night

Bless me with your gift of light
Righteous cause on judgment night
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow

Stepping forth a cure for soul's demise
Reap the tears of the victim�s cries
Yearning more to hear the suffer of a
Of a demon as I put it under

Killed before, a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law
Serve a justice that dwells in me
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can-

LadyDevimon: Devimon! This is no time to be singing that mortal's 'Devil's Never Cry' song! You have File Island to take over!

Devimon: Sorry, my mistake. Won't happen again.

Dante: Hey! That's my Theme Song!

Devilmon: I'll sing it when she actually let's me drop my testicles.
location: inside Henry's house, his parents are out for the evening. Henry is sitting on the couch in his living room, waiting patiently.

Henry: *talking to himself* "I wonder if she'll show, I wonder if she'll show."

Renamon: *phases in* "Henry? Rika said that you called and wanted to talk me in. What can I do for you?"

Henry: I-It's not an emergency or anything. I just wanted to show you something, please...sit down. *stands up, walks behind sofa*

Renamon: *sits cross-legged on the floor* Okay, Henry what is it that you want to show me.

Henry: *pulling out an amp & electric guitar from behind the sofa, picks guitar up, flips power on, power hums through amp* "Please... I just want you to listen."

Renamon *stunned, sits wide-eyed, mouth agape* :Eek:

Henry: *begins playing & singing Foxy Lady by Jimi Hendrix*

"You know you're a cute little heartbreaker.......Foxy!
And, you know you're a sweet little lovemaker......Foxy!
I wanna take you home, I won't do you no harm,
You've got to be all mine, all mine......Oooh, Foxy lady!

*holds last chord of first verse to completion, sets guitar down and turns amp off*
" There's more to the song, but I didn't know if you wanted to hear it all. So...uh...what did you think?"

Renamon: *stands up, walks over to Henry, peers into his eyes*
"I didn't know you could play, that was amazing. So... wanna go to you room?" Twisted
Rika - *staring at Guilmon*
Takato - ... what?
Rika - Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out whether lizard-breath is male or female.
Renamon - *has to turn around, trying not to laugh*
They found Mr. Stephen Prince in a room full of mirrors and masks.

"I'm fine, damnit!" Derrek said in his New yorker voice. "I'm fine, really!"

"Yeah!" he said, putting on his lisp "I'm absolutely fine! I'm just waiting for Davish is come and get me..."

He froze, and threw his fringe over his face. "I only hope he can forgive me for what I did as the Digimon Emperor...."

He grinned, and threw his hair back. "And if he doesn't I'll throw him in a dark coil and whip him!" He laughed manically, and settled back.

This is a man who has become adicted to voice acting. Please: think of the vocie actors.
*Henry, Terriermon, Takato & Guilmon are in Guilmon's hideout, sitting on the dirt floor. Rika & Renamon approach, through the grass. Enter doorway*

Rika: OK, which one of you is going to make the beer run this time.
Rika: I knew you were just another boy with a pet digimon!

Takato: Ah go fuck yourself skank whore!

Rika:What the... :shock:

Guilmon:*holding takato's digivice and Insult modding card* It works both ways!