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Ken: *Back when he was still remodelling the spires- he holds a small model of the obelisk-like spire in his hand, examining it.* Hmmm... this design looks okay...

Wormon: Uhm... Ken? What are you doing with that dildo?

Ken: *Eyes wide open- Embarassed deep red blush*
Tentamon:

Izzy: Why are you wearing my mom's thong and bra!!!!!

Tentamon: :oops:
Ken looked at himself in the mirror. He felt the Iorn Cross and helmet were a bit too much; if he tripped he'd have someone's eye out. He looked at the other uniforms. The World War II uniform looked good, the red swashtika armband complimented the brown perfectly, but really he needed to be taller. He sighed. He supposed he'd have to go with the big glasses and pointy cape. Not very Kaiser-themed, but still somewhat evil-looking, with all that blue. Now, what to do with the hair...?
Wormon: Master- please- experiment on me instead.

Ken: WHAT!? And miss a chance to grope Agumon's- I mean- NO!!
Matt stood on the stage. He adjusted his berret, and patted the hand drum.

"I was going to save the Digital World from Devimon,
"But then I got high,
"I was going to save the world from Etemon,
"But then I got high,
"I was going to save the world from Myotismon,
"But then I got high,
"And Whalemon had to die,
"Because I got high,
"Because I got high,
"Because I got high. Thank you."
NICE ONE HERR....ROFL.......

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Gatomon: Why couldn't you Draw me better!!!!!!!!!!!

Illistrator: :shock: RIP

Gatomon:
Gabumon: WHY CAN'T YOU DECIDE WHAT THE HELL AM I!?

Illustrator: I did, You're a reptile- and a mammal wanabe.

Gabumon: ...oh.

Gabufans: WHO CARES!? HE'S CUTE!!!

Gabumon: *mauled by fans*

Mat: GABUMOOOOOOOON!!!
Gabumon: What the hell!!!!

Green screen coordinator: Ummm talk about a backround malfunction!

Gabumon" Put that on the Hooter wheel!!!

GSC: :shock:
*on the internet during the movie*

Omnimon: You shall be destroyed, there is no power greater than mine!

Random kid surfing the web: What's that? *Moves mouse cursor over Omnimon* clicky clicky!

Omnimon: Your death... *Turns into one of those white boxes with the Red X in the corner*
Veemon: Hey there sexy, what cha' doing?

Gatomon: I have been waiting for your call....

Veemon: YOu drive me wild...

Gatomon: O.....Veemon

Gabumon walks past the booth and knocks on the window....

Gabumon: What the hell, go to her you could get there in two seconds......She lives in that house.... Right there.....

Veemon: ....