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The 50th post in this thread will be the last piece of advice. After this, I'm changing the thread to general quotables from me. You'll be able to impress and baffle your friends with my catchy sayings. I'll make this last one a familiar one. It's my old sig, and my yearbook quote. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES!'"
This is where the simple quotables start. It also comes with a topic change, a line from my personal anthem, "Original Prankster".
"Hey, I was being polite. I told you to please go fuck yourself."
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Here's a little something from this morning. My sister's boyfriend is staying for the week.
"You're a guest in our house. You can use the shower. My sister can use the shower. But I have to use that shower too, so you guys can't use it at the same time."
Here's a more truthful version of an old slogan:
"Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like Diet Cherry Coke."
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"I wish that the things in my nightmares would stay in my nightmares. Is that so much to ask?"
"'God Bless America' bumper stickers should say what they really mean; 'I'm a Republican'."
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"These suicide consideration times are the times that build true character."
"When I found that I got more of a release by replacing my daily masturbation sessions with daily crying sessions, that's when I knew that I might be depressed."
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"A famous short story argues that humans are the most dangerous game. I believe that the most dangerous game is chicken. Allow me to clarify. By 'game', I mean something you play, and by 'chicken', I mean the thing where two cars speed towards each other and the first one to swerve loses."
"If I were a DJ for a rock station, and I had to give out tickets to a Metallica concert, I would announce that the tenth caller when I played 'The Unforgiven' would be the winner. Fifteen minutes later, I would piss off a whole lot of people by playing 'The Unforgiven II'."