Hey apparently I am having some trouble with my class schedule and it has been suggested that I drop on of my languages, but I am not sure which. I have done 2 years of Latin and 1 of Japanese. I want to do them both, but I can't decide.

The next guy who says black people have bigger penises gets my fist showed up their rectrum and I don't care if they're male or female. And a kick to genitals, if they're serious. I am not kidding when I say that I have too big cock. Or maybe too big isn't the right word, it's just that everyone else has too little penis and I have to suffer from the results.

Instead of whining about anything trivial and wasting people's times, I'll instead point out the disadvantages my cock gives to me. It'll be faster and less tedious to read.


1. I'm not able to wear condoms (few days ago I tried and out of the two brands, the second only went half way and the other hardly went even that) and if I am, they most likely break.

2. Almost every pussy feels sloppy to me (which is weird as logic would dictate I should feel them as tight) and yet I can tear the girl's place. Even if the said woman would have been with men before, they'll most likely get sore and even get wounds in there.




Balls, balls, balls, balls...

3. Girls can't give me proper blowjobs, I can't ever even consider being with virgin, I've never had deepthroat, anal, and most girls refuse to ride me. Only one girl has been able to give me a titfuck and the only time I came from blowjob was when I was 16, my dick was smaller and it was my first time so it was mostly due to the excitement and such.

4. When I sometimes masturbate, the sperm hits me into my eye and it hurts like mother fucker.



You can fit a lot of things in there. I could probably slap her uncoucius with my cock still though.

5. I don't get off almost ever, aside by masturbating. I have been able to hump a woman for over 6 hours and not come once. Shit, I should be a porn star.

6. I can't always pee propeply. I'd rather not go into too much detail but this is very embarassing to me. (I know, I know. That's shockingly surprising twist, eh?)


There's could be some more if I'd think of any but I'm too lazy and uninspired. Instead, here's something completely different.




You know it's as they say; Love is a fist! HAR!!

Yep. This is not the first time it's happened. It's now the second time.

The first computer was alright, it had Avast!, I didn't download anything malicious, or what could have been unsafe... But after a month or two of using it, I turn it on, and then it loads up like normal, and then crashes the second it gets to the login screen. Great.

The second is the same, but it lasted for three to four months before once again catching the same thing the first computer had.

And now I'm stuck using another person's computer to type this up. Seriously, WTF is going on....

Rise Against

Ever since I started reading Better Days, I've been intrigued by what it might be like to be a furry. I'm thinking I would probably be a cat if I was in a furry world. It just seems like life would be a bit more interesting in a world like Better Days. What about you guys? Check out the comic if you want a idea of what it would be like to be a furry.

A friend of mine showed me an article in my city's paper about a new National Guard recruiting station that opened up. In the article, it said that the Arkansas National Guard was lowering the standards required to get in and was also eliminating some medical conditions that counted as disqualifiers. The article also said that anyone who's been denied for service and still has a strong desire to serve should visit the recruiting station and see if the new standards affect them.

This could be a lucky break for me. However, I'm not quitting my job, dropping out of school, and going on a spending spree until I know for sure I can get in. Hopefully, this might be my chance. I'm going to check it out on Monday, so wish me luck.

Hey everyone, it seems that DHZ will be alive still, I just went to the site to see if it was down like Soni said that it will be since he only paid the month of July but to my surprise the main site still is up and with this message at the bottom of Soni's closing announcement:

Quote:The end is just the beginning. Hi. We're you're friendly neighborhood web hosts. We've hosted Sonimon for two years now. Sonimon's a great guy, we really like him around here. Hell, anyone with the wherewithall to run an adult site with this particular subject matter has GOT to have some stones. We like communites, it's what the Internet is about. You guys have a great little community going here, and we'd like to see it continue. We host several other forum sites, and we'd love to keep you guys in the family. Don't go anywhere. Give us a couple of days to get the forums back up, and get a couple of things revamped on the site. The Phoenix will rise....

The guys at Ketnar and ServerCave - 8/3/06.

I am author Daniel. I left DAD many years ago. Now I came back.

But how to prove to the web master that I am the Daniel?

I need to remove some old lemons but does the web master believe that I am the real author Daniel?

I would like to create a new series 'season 5' because I want to write season 5 lemons.

Thanks.

I haven't really talked about this in a while, so I doubt many of you heard in the first place or even remember I mentioned it.

Back in February I started my round of auditions to get into a Masters program for voice. My auditions were New England Conservatory (Boston), University of Toronto, Glenn Gould School of Music, and University of British Columbia. On the whole, my round didn't go so well: I was accepted into 2 programs and rejected by 2. Ouch.

The two I was accepted into were Glenn Gould (who offered about $17 CAD) and NEC. Since NEC is a much more prestigious school and I'd actually get a masters degree instead of a performance diploma, I opted to take the offer from NEC. They offered $9, 666 for my first year. And I accepted.

"Well that's just swell!" you might say, and yes it is. Nearly $10,000 is a fair chunk of change, the like which I've never seen or had in my posession. Ever.

It's swell in theory only.

Here's the catch: as an international student, the cost of going to school in the US is, frankly, astronomical. All told, one year of school at NEC (including residence and other stuff) will run me $45, 271.

Right, so I need $45, 271 to get through first year. Right now, the $9, 666 brings me down to $35, 605. I got a Canada Student loan that works out to about $8, 638 USD, bringing my total down to $26, 967. By the time I actually go, I might be lucky enough to have ~ $2500 USD in my bank account, bringing me to $24, 467.

That's a huge sum of money to take out a loan on, and a loan of that size would almost certainly be denied, regardless of who in my family tried to take it out. Even if I could get a loan that size, the loan payments would cripple me and I'd likely end up on the street pretty fast with half a degree and no job to get back on track. Yay for bankruptcy!

Couple this with the fact that all I hear about seemingly daily is that practically everyone else has gotten FULL FUNDING for their programs, and here I am struggling to try and pay for the first fucking semesters.

I know I'm a quitter for saying it, but I just feel like I should give up. It just doesn't seem possible, short of an extremely convenient (and exhorbitantly large) lottery win.

Anyway, I just felt like I needed to express how truly stressed and worried I am. Till now, my direction in life has been pretty straightforward, and it seems that what I thought was my calling is denying me a truly amazing opportunity to follow it.

Yeah...that's it. Leave encouraging words if you feel like it. Even though it's 2 hours earlier than I usually do, I think I'm going to go to bed. I suddenly feel very tired and dejected.

Night.

No, really, I'm just at a loss for words...

Well, I'll try. It's a forum of people who are under the impression that Digimon and the digital world exist.

It is unbelievably silly.



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