I've heard it before, good joke.
I just don't believe in monogamy at such an early stage. If it gets more serious then yeah I'll stick with one girl but till then.
Words of wisdom, from the great Shadfuscious.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
The early bird may get worm, but second mouse get cheese.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Panties not best thing on eart, but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
I felt stupid reading the one about the mouse twice. I did get it though. I'll definitley have remember that one.
I've heard them before.
*ahem* Man who live in glass house should get dressed either with lights off in in basement.
Man with hand in pants all day feel cocky.
How's that for "knowledge".
Shadfucious returns:
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
I don't really understand the airplane turnstile... mostly because I've, beleive or not, never really been at an airport, but I'm sure they really aren't goint to Bangkok.