Santa? Hmmm... That big fat guy with a fake beard who wears a usually padded for the fat effect red coat and gives presents to little kids who give him stuff to eat and molests them when they sit on his lap just because he can while he goes Hoe-Hoe-Hoe?
Hmmm... never met the guy... our fireplaces are at least thirty feet high... and decorated with spikes.
can you say YOUCH!!!..... Thats painful....
sorry... ever since that santa tried to hit me with this sack of bricks or whatever was in it- I never trusted them...
take it any way you want.....
-And the spikes have been there for years! Keeps animals from going down the chimney... or climbing up.
Shadowknight Wrote:Which side are you on?
The side that doesn't usally like jokes like that sometimes.
And you people must have had a bad mall santa. Because who could really hate santa?
*Raises hand*
What? He hates me!
*raises hand too* I strongly believe he's a pedophile. Think about it- he knows when you are sleeping and when you're awake. He watches you all the time! Even when you masturbate...
"He sees you when your sleeping. He knows when your on the can. He'll say you have been very bad, then blow you to Pakistan!"
:shock:
I need more spikes-