Crimson: I've got a question, what would you do if you were attacked by an army of zombie vampire girls?
Zorromon: Wait, vampires are already undead, they can't be zombies, you crackpot!
Crimson: *not listening* Uh-huh, that's great, Zorro. Cookies are indeed awesome!
Quote:Crimson: I've got a question, what would you do if you were attacked by an army of zombie vampire girls
Let 'em bite anything 'cept down below. Scales are resistant ;D
Ray: Fangirls? Well that's easy. Provide them with an object of their fantasies! Something that turns them into... FANGIRLS!! Sephiroth Fangirls are common, so kidnap Sephiroth while he's brushing his teeth and use him as a meatshield!! Hell for Sephy, safe, zombie-vampire free haven for you! *tail wags*
Loki: LOKI S- *stops the Marhammer just mere feet above Ray's head* That's actually decent advice! Wait- you have a tail?
Ray: I has a peni-
Loki: LOKI CENSOR!!
Ray: *crushed by a massive [PARENTAL ADVISORY] censor bar*
Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!
Brandon: Hey, Ray. I gots a question. I can has job?
Quote:Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!
DMX: *Points to self* God of dragons and smexiness. *Points to Shadow* God of insanity and rage. *Points to Ray* God of things ironically sexy, and randomness. Thank you.
Loki: Oh... great, my inferiority complex is acting up. *curls into a fetal position*
Ray: *now in a shady longcoat and large hat* Yes, you can has job... *throws longcoat open, revealing various products on the inside of the coat* Blow job, boob job, hand job, foot job, sheath job or minimum wage job?
(02-26-2009, 05:26 AM)DragonMasterX Wrote: [ -> ]Quote:Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!
DMX: *Points to self* God of dragons and smexiness. *Points to Shadow* God of insanity and rage. *Points to Ray* God of things ironically sexy, and randomness. Thank you.
Tigerlily: AND WHAT ABOUT ME!?! D:<
I have SDP question again. Why is baboon better than weasel?
(02-26-2009, 06:02 AM)Guilmon and a shotgun Wrote: [ -> ]I have SDP question again. Why is baboon better than weasel?
Tigerlily: ...Is it because it has big red butt?
Brandon: ehh...lemme take a blowjob and a minimum wage job. Do you have the blowjob in something along the lines of a young, attractive female?