Tigerlily: Okay dokey! *runs to the nearest cave blinking* Oh gosh it's so dark I can't see! *paints a chinese lantern lighting the whole room showing a big snakelike lizard* OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH!!!! O_O
Lax: *sees a green restroom* Oh well....I better get in that...*goes to the green restroom, few seconds later come back* UGHHHHHH THAT THING MAKES ME THROW UP!
Kaze: *still going at Linvar*
Linvar: Ah....ah...stop!
Omni Shadow: So that's where I put that emerald wyvern. I knew it was somewhere so I wouldn't forget him.
Tigerlily: Meep.....WHAT SHOULD I DO!?! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?!
Jesus: Lily...
Tigerlily: OMGOSH It's JESUS! O_O
Jesus: Yes yes yes, like I'm going to say...use the force within you.
Tigerlily: Oh yea! *does the magical girls transforming turning her Valkyrie form, but this time her breasts really tighten from her valkyrie clothing* TADAH! TIME TO KICK THIS SNAKEY'S BUTT! *pulls out her improved paintbrush*
Omni Shadow: Wow, SDP is really pulling for guest stars in the 4th season.
Slash: Pulling for? Season? What the heck are you talking about?
Brandon: JESUS SUCKS!!!!
Renny: *inching away from him* ...you are SO gonna get struck by lightning...
Brandon: I know. I need someone to jump my car. Pretty sure SDP doesn't have jumper cables.
Renny: ...so you're going to have God strike you with lightning?
Brandon: ...no, I'm gonna have him try to strike me with lightning, then I'll teleport away, and 'port my car in in my place.
Renny: ahh...clever.
Brandon: sometimes you gotta think with this. *taps his hat*
Renny: ...your Cowboy Hat thinks for you?
Brandon: yup. We play poker every friday night.
Omni Shadow: Oh, I can start your car for you! Forms a large shadoken in his hands My Shadoken holds a large amount of electricity, HITSU SHADOKEN! Fires the shadoken, missing the car and blowing a hole the size of texas in the moon Whoops, missed, okay this time I'll get it.
Lax: Whoa...that is one of the reason why I don't drive a car!
Crimson: Screw Jesus, Buddha FTW!
*a giant statue of a Buddha starts coming out of the forest, pushing aside the trees with ease*
Crimson: Yes, Buddha, now go crush Washington D.C. That will teach them not to put my face on the 300 dollar bill. Freakin' Nixon!
Zorromon: *scratches head in confusion* Uh...you know Buddha's a god of peace, right?
Crimson: *groans as he watches the giant statue sit down to meditate* My plan, ruined! Ffffffffffffffffffffffffff-udgesicles! That's the only thing that can cheer me up after this disaster.
Monica: *suddenly drives by in an ice cream truck, the blond haired Renamon giving everyone a cheery smile* Hi everyone, who wants ice cream?!
Lax: Um....we already have ice cream...that is all over the place!!!
Kaze: Ahhh...that was so much fun...*licks lips*
Linvar: *finally dresses up*
Brandon: *sitting on a flat black Chevy Monte Carlo* ...I don't need ice cream, but you wouldn't happen to have a set of jumper cables, would you?
Renny: ...why is it you want your car started so bad?
Brandon: because, Burger King has those kickass little Burger Shots! I must go there now and get my tiny burger fix!
Renny: *facepaws* ...one can't help but wonder how many stoners will commit suicide when they stop making the tiny burgers.
Brandon: *O_O* ...Burger King's gonna stop making the tiny burgers? *sniff, tear*
Renny: *bangs her head against the car* ...shit...
Brandon: ...but...why? *whimpers* WWWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!