03-02-2009, 05:52 AM
03-02-2009, 05:54 AM
Brandon: *sits back in a hovering recliner* ...so, Dark, who's your money on?
03-02-2009, 06:19 AM
Omni Shadow: So this thing's immortal? Sweet, means we can have lots of fun. Throws the orphan into the air, suddenly forming a giant ball of energy above himself
Slash: Oh please tell me you aren't attempting the spirit bomb again. They're still rebuilding canada after that last incident.
Omni Shadow: Relax, I know what I'm doing. Suddenly compressess the giant ball down to the size of a marble, throwing it at the orphan. As soon as it makes contact it expands, encompassing the orphan in a ball of energy.
Slash: So, what's it do?
Omni Shadow: It creates a sub-world, the gravity inside that ball is increased infinitely over earth and will instantly crush anything within it to an atomic size before collapsing in on itself creating a self contained explosion. Unless we're dealing with an immortal nothing can survive it.
Omni Katt: Okay, that is kinda cool.
Slash: Oh please tell me you aren't attempting the spirit bomb again. They're still rebuilding canada after that last incident.
Omni Shadow: Relax, I know what I'm doing. Suddenly compressess the giant ball down to the size of a marble, throwing it at the orphan. As soon as it makes contact it expands, encompassing the orphan in a ball of energy.
Slash: So, what's it do?
Omni Shadow: It creates a sub-world, the gravity inside that ball is increased infinitely over earth and will instantly crush anything within it to an atomic size before collapsing in on itself creating a self contained explosion. Unless we're dealing with an immortal nothing can survive it.
Omni Katt: Okay, that is kinda cool.
03-02-2009, 06:41 AM
Dark: Not the orphan, that's for sure.
03-02-2009, 07:01 AM
Brandon: *reclines in his chair, and a large robotic machine starts to build itself around the comfy chair* ...yeah, I'd find some way of protecting yourself, there, Dark. Things might get messy...
03-02-2009, 10:47 AM
I-DMX: For me's sake Shadow, get a bit more original! Squaresoft beat you to it with Supernova in Chrono Cross. *Shakes head* Try usning Luminaire, I love that technique.
Dark Mistress: *Unamused sigh* I'm bored... and my mind will go corrupted soon. *Shrug* Let's save some time! *Rises arm, causing the shadow under her arm to expand vertically, producing an almost endless line from where large, buff, hooded demons emerge from out of it* *Shakes her arm, causing the line to disappear, but the shadow now extends horizontally, large gargoyles appearing across the place as the sky starts darknening* It's time for darkness to overthrow this world of- oh wait, nevermind this speech. Infini got rid of the sun's light for me. Boys! *Bodyguards and gargoyles surround the perimeter and smash the mansion to smitherens, the once immortal child being reduced to dust in air as her dark purple aura appears, causing death to become active again*
I-DMX: Well, my sister went emo. Who'll stop her?
Dark Mistress: *Unamused sigh* I'm bored... and my mind will go corrupted soon. *Shrug* Let's save some time! *Rises arm, causing the shadow under her arm to expand vertically, producing an almost endless line from where large, buff, hooded demons emerge from out of it* *Shakes her arm, causing the line to disappear, but the shadow now extends horizontally, large gargoyles appearing across the place as the sky starts darknening* It's time for darkness to overthrow this world of- oh wait, nevermind this speech. Infini got rid of the sun's light for me. Boys! *Bodyguards and gargoyles surround the perimeter and smash the mansion to smitherens, the once immortal child being reduced to dust in air as her dark purple aura appears, causing death to become active again*
I-DMX: Well, my sister went emo. Who'll stop her?
03-02-2009, 11:18 AM
Dark: I will try. *runs at the Dark Mistress, slashing her two time with his swords, appeared behind her* That shound work.
03-02-2009, 02:31 PM
Tigerlily: MARRIE is it true you got a gift for me but you got the thing from Satan!?!
Linvar: .....Ugh....
Kaze: Dear dear don't think bad thoughts now.
Lax: That is wrong.
Linvar: .....Ugh....
Kaze: Dear dear don't think bad thoughts now.
Lax: That is wrong.
03-03-2009, 01:31 AM
Omni Shadow: Yeah I'd be careful with mysterious gifts. Once got this ring from some sourorange guy, at least I think that was his name. Anyway, it turned my girlfriend into some freaky undead wraith, needless to say the sex life kinda just hit a wall so we decided to see other people.
Omni Katt: I don't know if you'd do well as Emo Dot, the dark makeup just isn't you. But enough of that, how about we pay back these two for all the suffering they caused us?
Omni Shadow: Name one time I made you suffer.
*Flashback*
Shadow: Hey Katt check out this new spring loaded boxing glove! *Boxing glove hits Katt in the face*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Surprisingly busty compared to her current state*
Shadow: Hey Katt, I made a shrink ray! *Fires it at Katt and reduces her cup size to Bs*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Blowdrying her hair*
Shadow: *Kicks open the door with a firehose* WATER WAR! *Hoses down Katt causes her to be electrocuted*
*/Flashbacks*
Omni Katt: You want that list in alphebetical or chronological order?
Omni Katt: I don't know if you'd do well as Emo Dot, the dark makeup just isn't you. But enough of that, how about we pay back these two for all the suffering they caused us?
Omni Shadow: Name one time I made you suffer.
*Flashback*
Shadow: Hey Katt check out this new spring loaded boxing glove! *Boxing glove hits Katt in the face*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Surprisingly busty compared to her current state*
Shadow: Hey Katt, I made a shrink ray! *Fires it at Katt and reduces her cup size to Bs*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Blowdrying her hair*
Shadow: *Kicks open the door with a firehose* WATER WAR! *Hoses down Katt causes her to be electrocuted*
*/Flashbacks*
Omni Katt: You want that list in alphebetical or chronological order?
03-03-2009, 02:00 AM
I-DMX: Ugh, I had to give away a soul for this. Let's see- *Levitates the ring out of its crimson-red box and whirls a finger around it, changing its aura from an ominous black to a cool blue* That oughta do it. *Grabs it and hands it to Lily* There! Like it now? It's uncursed.
Dark Mistress: I agree. *Her aura melts Dark's blades into grey goo* Please. *Snaps her fingers, the squad of over 150 large boyguards all jumping at Dark at once starting to beat him up* Oh, Omni Shadow? Come here, I got something for you. *Beckons seductively with her finger while staring at him with her narrowed eyes as the gargoyles surrounding her allow others to come to her*
Dark Mistress: I agree. *Her aura melts Dark's blades into grey goo* Please. *Snaps her fingers, the squad of over 150 large boyguards all jumping at Dark at once starting to beat him up* Oh, Omni Shadow? Come here, I got something for you. *Beckons seductively with her finger while staring at him with her narrowed eyes as the gargoyles surrounding her allow others to come to her*