Shadow: I bet we can make it smaller! *Bucket of ice water appears over I-DMX's head and dumps on him*
Slash: You enjoy doing that way too much.
Mindy: Shadow, can you make her smaller?
Shadow: Huh? Oh yeah sure, *Snaps his fingers and Dot returns to normal size, relatively the size of a barbie doll to Mindy*
Mindy: Yay, I got a Dotty action figure. I'm gonna dress her, and comb her hair, and have all kinds of fun.
Sekhmet: *appears behind Loki in a sheet of blood* well, my dear Loki, how long has it been? Two, three thousand years?! *summons her Sickle, and puts it to Loki's throat*
Brandon: hmm... we have two gods fighting, a world made of cheese, two giant girls wrestling, three felines fighting over an improbably massive ball of yarn, and....three of the Head Honchos of SDP.
Renny: ...what's your point?
Brandon: ...I don't know. I keep staring at Sekhmet's tits, and forgetting why I'm here.
Dot: EEK! Shrink her too! A horny 55 feet tall sheep is not anything nice for the environment of this city! Also... I'm naked! Give me something to put on! *Whines*
I-DMX: *Hair dampens* Uhm- I'm in my ultimate form boss, remember? No weakness. Also, I'm gonna have to return that. *Bucket the size of Kansas appears above the area and drops an ocean of mountain dew over the cheese'd area*
Mindy: I can take care of that! *Punches a hole through the wall, pulling out Dot's closet* Let's see what kind of clothes my dolly has, *Pulls out a sexy black dress* Oh wow, how come you never wear this?
Shadow: Oh yeah forgot about that, *Sees the mountain dew falling* NOOOOO!! *snaps his finger and all the mountain dew suddenly stops in the air, floating around in giant blobs of soda* Mountain dew must never be wasted.
I-DMX: Hey, you mess with the hair, you just can't go unpunished. But let's leave it at there! I never liked to waste soda either.
Dot: Oh... never actually had the chance to- THAT'S NOT MY CLOSET! *Huffs* I don't have slutty dresses in my closet! I only use corsettes and pretty dance dresses.
Tigerlily: Good...I don't like you being in chibi form too long~<3 *still hugging I-Marrie, licking his cheeks* Puurrrrrr...
Lax: GAHHHHHHH!!!!1 *is drowned by the mountain dew*
Linvar: Mar! You literally drown Lax!
Kaze: Hahaha thanks!
Dark: *The mountain dew goes up to his knees* Cheese and mountain dew, not a good mix.
Mindy: Well you're wearing this now! Put your arms up, *Slides the dress over Dot's head* Wow, don't you look sexy, looks like your breasts are about to rip it clean in half though, who's dresser is this? *Examines the dresser* Ohhh, it's Katt's. That explains it.
Katt: That's it, I so quit, *Walks out of the SDP manor*
Shadow: DMX you almost wasted soda, you broke the number 1 commandment of SDP!
*Hall of SDP*
*Memoribilia of countless SDP stuff fills the hall, at the center a large stone slab with writing on it*
Commandments of SDP!
1. Must stalk renamon on a daily basis.
*Letters suddenly vanish then reapear*
1. Must never waste soda.
*back*
Shadow: Not good DMX.
I-DMX: Well, I don't go by the rules. Rules are made from logic and coordination. I defy logic and coordination, so technically I defy rules all the time... uh- that means I'm leet.
Dot: It's... tight... *wheeze* Cannot... breathe...
Loki: Logic and coordination is overrated. *leans back against Sekhmet* Heyyyy Sekh... you feel softer and warmer and deliciously bloodier than ever...
Ray: I wouldn't do that Lolo! Ex-Girlfriends are a force to be reckoned with!
Loki: Don't call me Lolo! It makes me feel old!