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Sekhmet: *grips Loki by the throat, and wraps him up in the strongest material known to man: Beef Jerky* now we'll have a nice, long chat as to why you did what you did.

Brandon: sweet! I got let into SDP! Let there be cupcakes! *cupcakes start raining from the sky*

Renny: ...they go good with the Mountain Dew blobs floating everywhere! *slurping up one of the blobs*

Brandon: and you guys wanna stalk Renamon? I happen to have an All-Access pass to her secret underground lair!
Shadow: *Sniffs at the air* Is that, beef jerky! *Mouth watering*

Slash: Oh boy, anyone in a direct line between shadow and the jerky better hope they have good insurance.

Shadow: JERKY! *Charges at Loki*

*Juggernaut suddenly appears*

Juggy: Juggernaut unstoppable!

Shadow: *Tackles Juggernaut like he was an infant, barely noticing him as he continues towards Loki*

*blob suddenly appears*

Blob: Nothing moves the blob!

Shadow: *Smacks blob out of his way, the tub of lard flying across the room and through the wall* JERKY! *Jumps on Loki and begins munching on the jerky happily*
Quote:Brandon: and you guys wanna stalk Renamon?

I-DMX: No. She's boring. And an inferior lifeform. Let's go stalk sexy cavewomen at Lavos' birth age! ^ ^
Shadow: Yeah, we're more into stalking the SDP girls now. *Brings down a monitor showing Dot, Mindy, Katt, and Kitt's rooms*

Slash: Wow, how'd you hide those cameras?

Shadow: Using ancient and secret ninja techniques!

*Katt's room*

*Large camera hanging from the ceiling with a large neon sign on it saying 'definately NOT a camera'*
I-DMX: Whoo, wonder what kinda room Mindy's is now. Heard she re-decors it every 12 hours.

Dot: MIGHT I REMIND YOU TWO I'M STILL ALMOST OUT OF AIR BECAUSE OF THIS TINY DRESS MADE FOR A FLAT CHESTED GIRL AND MINDY WON'T LET ME MOVE?!
Shadow: Uh-oh.

Mindy: EEP! *Suddenly thrown through the ceiling, dropping Dot*

Katt: *Eyes ablaze* Who. Are you. Calling. Flat. Chested!

Shadow: CAT FIGHT! GET THE,

Katt: SHUT UP!

Shadow: N-nevermind.
Dot: *Falls to the ground and the chest-section pops from the weight of her chest* GASP! Finally I can breathe... And Katt, I never said anything about your chest. *Looks away while covering her own chest*

I-DMX: We need more cameras, if possible a few mics and some lighting! After all, there's a butt-naked giant busty sheep running outside!!
Shadow: Ah Mindy always runs around in the buff. Get's boring quickly.

*Outside*

Mindy: *Running naked through a nearby town*

Townsperson: So, you see the game last night?

Townsperson2: Yeah, we got killed.

*Back*

Quote:Dot: MIGHT I REMIND YOU TWO I'M STILL ALMOST OUT OF AIR BECAUSE OF THIS TINY DRESS MADE FOR A FLAT CHESTED GIRL AND MINDY WON'T LET ME MOVE?!

Katt: *Growls loudly, suddenly her fur turns a bright translucent blue with dark blue stripes, her eyes glowing a bright white and she begins to float in the air*

Omni Katt: I am not that flat chested!

Shadow: Whoa, when'd she learn to do that?

*two weeks ago*

Katt: Shadow can I have omni powers? *Holding a lighter underneath Shadow's copy of SF4*

Shadow: Yeah sure anything, just don't hurt my baby.

Katt: Thanks, *Throws the game back to Shadow*

*Present*

Shadow: Oh yeah, now I remember.
I-DMX: Wow, cool. Pity her chest doesn't get enhanced though. *Filming Mindy's rampage* Oh well, might not catch attention publically, but maybe she just needs to cause damage. *Snaps fingers, causing Mindy to grow more to the point the city's smashed under her two feet* There, that should call for national security or something.

Dot: Meep. *Ears fall down* That's not fair! I don't have any powers!
Renny: ...wait, does this mean there's going to be cameras in our rooms, now?

Sable: *sly grin* ...is that going to be a problem, Dear Renny?

Renny: ...yes. No one is allowed in my room.

Brandon: ...sheesh, tell me about it. Last time I step foot in there, I had to dodge repeated landmine attacks. That's why I locked up all the explosives and weaponry.

Renny: *glares at Slash* I hope you can dodge Claymore mines, little kitty.
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